The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Good Guy Fluctuation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• [Leonard is getting advice from Penny about whether he should sleep with a local woman while his girlfriend is living in India] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Here's the thing: I-I-I'm not one of those guys who sneaks around and sleeps with more than one woman.

  Penny : Good for you!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Problem is, I want to be one of those guys.

  Penny : So, sleep with the new girl and lie to Priya.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, that's not who I am.

  Penny : Alright, then break it off with the new girl.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, now let's not do anything rash. Sh-she's really hot...

  Penny : If you like this girl so much, why don't you just end things with Priya?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Priya and I are in love. I think we could get married some day.

  Penny : Leonard, you're looking for a way to sleep with both women, and have everybody be happy about it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : *Now* we're getting somewhere!

• Penny : What does your gut tell you?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Go ask Penny, she'll know what to do.

• Penny : Did you tell her about Priya?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, I was gonna, but I had too many tongues in my mouth.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, we used to go out, right?

  Penny : [dryly]  Oh, my God, that's where I know you from.

• Penny : Did you tell her about Priya?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I was gonna but there were too many tongues in my mouth.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, uh, here it is. Is it cheating if a guy has a girlfriend...

  Penny : Yeah, probably.