- Stanley Hudson: I never heard that song before. And once I heard it, I did not care for it. But that song means it's time to go home. Now it's my favorite song.
- Dwight Schrute: And Kevin with your fake task. Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
- Kevin Malone: Uh, the man tree puts its penis...
- Pam Beesly: Oh, wow. I forgot how pretty your house is.
- Dwight Schrute: This is the newest addition built by Erasmus Schrute in 1808. It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.
- Andy Bernard: [singing] Closing time,
- Jim Halpert: [On phone] ... W R K.
- Andy Bernard: [singing] One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey and beer.
- Jim Halpert: Uh no, it's W R K, as in kitten. Oh my boss is singing Closing Time. Maybe that's what you are hearing.
- Andy Bernard: Come on pam!
- Andy Bernard: [singing, Pam mumbling lyrics] Closing time, time for you to go home to the places you will be from.
- Toby Flenderson: Do you know her last name yet?
- Gabe Lewis: Toby, I'll tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.
- Toby Flenderson: She's gonna be screaming her own last name?