Holliston (TV Series)

The Hooker: Part 1 (2012)

Laura Ortiz: Laura

Quotes 

• Laura : Last night's show was balls.

  [Off of Adam and Joe's disappointed looks] 

  Laura : It was funny.

  Joe : Oh, then you mean tits. Tits are good. Balls are bad.

  Adam : Wicked bad.

• Adam : I told you she was coming back! This is the greatest day of my life-

  [suddenly noticing Laura's painting] 

  Adam : -that looks like an aborted clown fetus.

  Laura : It is.

  Adam : Ick.

• Corri : And we'll see you tomorrow night. Seven?

  Adam : Seven sounds tits.

  Laura : Tits are good.

• Corri : Well Adam, tell me about your girlfriend?

  Adam : Deanna? Oh she's great. She's so great. She's sort of like you just like... better? We um, we met at a charity function that she was putting on for... children with... bad cancer.

  Joe : Bad cancer?

  Adam : Wicked bad.

  Corri : Aw, so she does charity work?

  Adam : Yeah.

  Joe : Dude, I thought you and Deanna were...

  Adam : -were probably gonna get married some day? Pffft! That's so weird, see, that's what everyone says

  [nudging Laura] 

  Adam : right?

  Laura : Huh?

  Adam : Yeah, see? It's just like people look at us and we just like exude total happiness and forever. You know, like you look at you guys and... not so much, I'm seeing maybe two maybe three months tops or whatever, but you look at us and it's like a permanent forever type thing, you know? And I'm gonna marry a girl...

  [tears in his eyes] 

  Adam : and it's not gonna be you.

  Corri : Well I can't wait to meet her.

  Adam : Maybe some day.