- Eric Cartman: Clyde! What the fuck are you doing? You just let a Mexican through!
- Clyde: I was enthralled with the dialogue exchange.
- Fat Border Patrol: When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make the U.S. so shitty, they wouldn't want to come any more.
- Fat Border Patrol: What the hell?
- Charlie Andrews: Uh, sir? Aren't them Mexicans runnin' into Mexico?
- Fat Border Patrol: That don't make sense.
- Charlie Andrews: [shouting to the Mexicans] You're going the wrong way!
- Kyle Broflovski: You might have inadvertently gotten him killed!
- Eric Cartman: Well, then I inadvertently won the game, didn't I?
- President Felipe Calderón: The United states is on the decline... And clearly, Mexico will quickly become the better place to be.