Criminal Minds (TV Series)

There's No Place Like Home (2011)

Joe Mantegna: David Rossi

Quotes 

• Dr. Spencer Reid : I didn't know you were a bad flyer.

  David Rossi : I'm not. I just hate turbulence.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : You know, turbulence very rarely causes planes to crash.

  David Rossi : That does me absolutely no good at the moment. Thank you.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : What we really need to worry about are microbursts - a sudden downburst of air associated with thunderstorms - but small craft like this one, if we hit one of those at the wrong altitude...

  [pantomimes explosion] 

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Get pulverized.

  David Rossi : [to the rest of the team]  I beg of you to make him stop.

• Dr. Spencer Reid : All right, try looking for thefts involving body parts, specifically left legs.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay. See, this is why I can't talk about how my day was at dinner. Breakfast, lunch.

  [sees a search result] 

  Penelope Garcia : Spencer, you scare me.

  David Rossi : Join the club.

  Penelope Garcia : A left leg was stolen off a body a year ago at the Riggio Funeral Home in Tulsa. They never found who did it.

• Aaron Hotchner : [Rossi enters his office]  You don't have to be here.

  David Rossi : Ah, I get antsy when I'm gone too long. And thanks for the team's donation to ALS in Carolyn's name. She would have appreciated it.

  Aaron Hotchner : So, how you doing?

  David Rossi : I'm okay. It's funny, though. We were divorced twenty years, and I never missed her as much as I do right now.