2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Disappearing Bed (2011)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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Quotes 

• Caroline Channing : I never get a full nights sleep and I need a good nine hours.

  Max Black : What you need is a good nine inches. That should be on your vision board.

  Caroline Channing : It is, on the back!

• Max Black : Sorry dude, looks like this little tip just lost you the chance to give her your little tip!

• Caroline Channing : Guess what I did today.

  Max Black : [in Mexican accent]  Jesus?

  Caroline Channing : What do you think?

  Max Black : I think the bed still isn't built.

  Caroline Channing : No, but it's almost finished. Look, notice anything different about me?

  Oleg : [Rings the bell]  I have answer. You've had boob job. Your Bs have turned into Cs and for that I give you an A.

  Caroline Channing : No, I've had my uniform altered.