Castle (TV Series)

Cops & Robbers (2011)

Jonah Wharton: Dr. Howser

Quotes 

• Kate Beckett : [answers phone]  What do you want, Castle?

  Richard Castle : Tell me you need me.

  Kate Beckett : Excuse me?

  Richard Castle : I'm stuck in a bank helping my mother get a loan from my banker. Please tell me that there's a murder somewhere we could be solving.

  Kate Beckett : Uh, sorry, there's no dead bodies, just a lot of paperwork, but you're welcome to come and do your share, for once.

  Richard Castle : Only thing worse than being here is being there doing paperwork.

  Kate Beckett : You know, how come we're partners when I'm chasing down bad guys, and as soon as there's paperwork, I'm on a solo mission?

  [Castle is distracted having noticed suspicious people in hospital scrubs enter the bank] 

  Richard Castle : Hmm.

  Kate Beckett : What?

  Richard Castle : I think this bank is about to be robbed.

  Kate Beckett : Really? Are you that bored?

  Richard Castle : There's a man and a woman here, dressed in scrubs, and both of them have suspicious bulges in their jackets.

  Kate Beckett : Castle, I think your writer's imagination is getting away with you.

  [a third man enters the bank, locks the door and turns around with a gun] 

  Dr. Howser : Everybody get down on the floor!

  Richard Castle : [softly]  It's not my imagination. It's definitely not my imagination.

• Richard Castle : So, why Doogie Howser? I mean, there's so many cool TV doctors you can pick. Dr. House, Dr. Shepherd, Dr. Phil...

  Dr. Howser : Shut up.