Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Last Baby Proof Standing (2011)

Kaitlyn Dever: Eve Baxter

Quotes 

• Mandy Baxter : I still don't get why I have to have a job. it's so unfair!

  Vanessa Baxter : Oh, you're gonna be selling clothes. You love clothes, and you get to work at the mall. You love the mall.

  Eve Baxter : I think it's good you're getting a job. You treat dad like an ATM.

  Mike Baxter : Yes, and I'm not an ATM. You know how I know? I only speak English.

  Eve Baxter : [laughing, she and Mike high-five]  That's a good one, dad.

  Mike Baxter : Ah, here's $20.

  Mandy Baxter : Whoa. Hey, why doesn't she have to work?

  Eve Baxter : 'Cause I don't need money. I've got everything I want.

  [handing the bill back to Mike] 

  Eve Baxter : In fact, here, dad.

  Mike Baxter : I insist.

  Eve Baxter : Wouldn't even know what to do with it.

  Mandy Baxter : [storming out in frustration]  Ugh!

  Eve Baxter : I'll take that 20 now.

  Mike Baxter : You earned it.

• Kristin Baxter : We're taking Boyd out for frozen yogurt as an excuse to get frozen yogurt. You wanna come?

  Vanessa Baxter : Nah, your dad's out, and I'm going to have a glass of wine and watch some trashy show that he would just ruin by shouting "That would never happen".

  Eve Baxter : Yeah, try watching cartoons with him.

• Vanessa Baxter : Evie, I just got a weird text from Mandy. It says she's "slinging 'zas." What, is-is that code for something that makes me a bad mother?

  Eve Baxter : No clue. I-I don't speak "Mandy".

  Mike Baxter : It means I got her a job delivering pizzas.

  Vanessa Baxter : To strangers?

  Mike Baxter : [sarcastic]  No, just to us.

  Vanessa Baxter : I mean, isn't that dangerous? Why-why don't you just get her the graveyard shift at a liquor store?

  Mike Baxter : 'Cause she's not old enough?