Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Last Baby Proof Standing (2011)

Alexandra Krosney: Kristin Baxter

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Quotes 

• Kristin Baxter : We're taking Boyd out for frozen yogurt as an excuse to get frozen yogurt. You wanna come?

  Vanessa Baxter : Nah, your dad's out, and I'm going to have a glass of wine and watch some trashy show that he would just ruin by shouting "That would never happen".

  Eve Baxter : Yeah, try watching cartoons with him.

• Mike Baxter : Why do I smell French fries?

  Kristin Baxter : Oh, that's the diner. I always smell like work.

  Mike Baxter : Well, thank god you don't work for a plumber.

• Mike Baxter : Why is there a van out front that says "Safe Havens"? Are we having an intervention?

  Vanessa Baxter : [sarcastic]  You got me. I turned your office into a meth lab.

  Kristin Baxter : It's the baby-proofing guy. He's here for a consultation.

  Mike Baxter : I know who it is. It's that huckster from TV.

  Vanessa Baxter : [indicating he's in the other room]  Shh! He's...

  Mike Baxter : I can't believe you'd invite him over here without asking me.

  Kristin Baxter : I made the appointment. And I brought home pie.

  Mike Baxter : You can't distract me with a... a very warm, delicious-looking pie.

• Vanessa Baxter : The point is, we need to decide things together.

  Mike Baxter : Mm-hmm.

  Vanessa Baxter : And we went a little nuts with the whole baby-proofing thing. So, uh, if you're on board, I think we should just dial it back.

  Mike Baxter : What about Kristin?

  [off-screen, there's a loud rattling and banging] 

  Kristin Baxter : Ugh! Mother-father! Nothing opens around here!

  Vanessa Baxter : I think she'll be okay with it.