Modern Family (TV Series)
Hit and Run (2011)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
Quotes
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Manny Delgado : I want to be homeschooled.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Really, Manny? Do you want me to learn you English?
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Jay Pritchett : Uh, this stupid kid's been in the business about ten minutes. He barely looks at my proposal, and he says he wants more 'wow'.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What does he mean by more 'wow'?
Manny Delgado : It's the Bieber-ization of America.
Jay Pritchett : What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : The beavers, they build the dams all over the country so there's no floods. It's the beaver-ization of Americas.
Manny Delgado : I'm finding there's less and less we can talk about.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Okay. I'm going to tell you a story about a little girl who entered a beauty pageant, even though she was very, very scared that she was going to lose.
Claire Dunphy : Let me guess: you won.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Of course I won. But I was talking about my cousin Maria Conchita. She had a nose like a toucan, she stuffed her body into this bikini, and at the end, she finished dead last.
Claire Dunphy : How is that a good story?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : She faced her fears, and it didn't kill her. What killed her two weeks later was a bus.
Claire Dunphy : Are you serious?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Because she couldn't see anything coming with that big nose!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Jay never wants me help him with his business, and now suddenly Manny doesn't want to listen to me either. It's very frustrating. I have all the answers!