Community (TV Series)

Geography of Global Conflict (2011)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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• Jeff Winger : Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin.

  Pierce Hawthorne : An Asian Annie. Obama's America.

  Annie Edison : Her name is Annie Kim, and she's not evil. She's my friend.

  Abed Nadir : Didn't look like it.

  Troy Barnes : Yeah, you seemed pretty competitive with her.

  Pierce Hawthorne : You be careful, Annie. They are ruthless.

  Britta Perry : [the group is shocked]  What?

  Pierce Hawthorne : What? Not Asians. Women.

• Jeff Winger : Pierce.

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'm offended you would single me out.

  Annie Edison : Did you read up on your country's info-packet?

  Pierce Hawthorne : Yes. Somalia has 1,900 miles of coastline, a government that knows its place, and all the guns and wives you can afford to buy. Why have I never heard of this paradise before?

  Troy Barnes : I studied up on my country.

  [in a southern accent] 

  Troy Barnes : Is it okay if we do accents, sugar?

  Jeff Winger : Troy, Georgia the country, not the state.

  Troy Barnes : [accent continues]  That's right. Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs.

  Professor Cligoris : Welcome to the world's first ever model U.N.-off.

  [applause] 

  Professor Cligoris : You will each be scored on your U.N.'s ability to pass resolutions, follow procedure, and maintain order. The end goal, of course, total world peace. Any questions?

  Abed Nadir : Does two U.N.s mean there are two earths?

  Professor Cligoris : Uh, yeah. Sure, two earths.

  Abed Nadir : Parallel earths in different galaxies or identical earths in parallel dimensions?

  Professor Cligoris : The latter one.

  Abed Nadir : Well, what does that say about free will?

  Annie Edison : Abed! Professor.

  Professor Cligoris : Right, yeah, let's begin. Ready, set, peace.

  [gunshot] 

• Jeff Winger : Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin.

  Pierce Hawthorne : An Asian Annie. Obama's America.

  Annie Edison : Her name is Annie Kim, and she's not evil. She's my friend.

  Abed Nadir : Didn't look like it.

  Troy Barnes : Yeah, you seemed pretty competitive with her.

  Pierce Hawthorne : You be careful, Annie. They are ruthless.

  Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : [Gasps]  What?

  Pierce Hawthorne : What? Not Asians.

  [scoffs] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Women.