Suburban Knights (2011 Video)
Joe Vargas: Angry Joe, Inigo Montoya
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Quotes
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Angry Joe : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster...
Todd in the Shadows : Father.
Cinema Snob : That's not even a person!
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Angry Joe : All right, where's that free -
[suddenly sees everyone standing around]
Angry Joe : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOO! NOOOOO! Lemme guess, you guys were promised a free car too.
[everyone nods in unison]
Angry Joe : But there is no car, is there?
[everyone shakes their head in unison]
Angry Joe : It's the Nostalgia Critic again, isn't it?
[everyone nods in unison]
Angry Joe : Ahh, god!
Obscurus Lupa : Don't worry, Joe. We'll get him in his sleep.
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Film Brain : I know your game, Luke Canuck. You are a speck. And I don't even notice you because that's how insignificant you are!
Luke Mochrie : Well, if I'm so insignificant, why are you bringing this up?
Film Brain : You're a pea.
Luke Mochrie : Did you just call me a pea?
Film Brain : [Holding two fingers close together] This is you. And you're screaming to all the other peas, "Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's going to eat me!" But I've already eaten the other peas. Om nom nom nom! Hahahahahaha!
Luke Mochrie : Wow. That's a lot of peas.
Film Brain : Yeah.
Luke Mochrie : And... I'm just full of them
Film Brain : Right.
Luke Mochrie : I am totally full of pea-ness.
Film Brain : You got it.
Luke Mochrie : So... What are you gonna do?
Film Brain : I will eat your pea-ness!
[the rest of the group looks back at Film Brain in disgust]
Film Brain : Oh, n-no no no no! I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! It's just...
Angry Joe : Yeah, whatever! You go to the back!
Film Brain : I'm... already at the back
Angry Joe : Go back further!
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Angry Joe : Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my lawyer.
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Angry Joe : My name is Inigo Montoya, motherfucker!
