- Angelina Lasser: [about Nick] He's a Grimm.
- Hap Lasser: What? No. He's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.
- Monroe: She's not.
- Hap Lasser: He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?
- Sgt. Wu: We ran blood tests on her clothes.
- Nick Burkhardt: And what have you got?
- Sgt. Wu: Believe it or not, Bugs Bunny. They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.
- [Wu leaves]
- Nick Burkhardt: A rabbit?
- Monroe: Uh Yeah, I lapsed.
- Nick Burkhardt: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.
- Nick Burkhardt: So, how did Buddy get himself in trouble?
- Juliette Silverton: He went after Eloise, that huge, yellow cat a couple of doors down.
- Nick Burkhardt: How did Eloise come out of it?
- Juliette Silverton: On top. Apparently, Buddy bit off more than he could chew.
- Nick Burkhardt: The cat beat up the dog?
- Juliette Silverton: Don't piss off a woman with claws.
- Monroe: This Blutbad-Bauerschwein feud goes back centuries. We get blamed for every Bauerschwein death. Even the suicides.
- Angelina Lasser: This is insane. Three Blutbaden in a room with one Grimm. And we're all having a little chat. We should be having dinner.
- Monroe: He's not that kind.
- Angelina Lasser: [Scoffs] There is only one kind.
- Nick Burkhardt: Just like there's one kind of Blutbad.
- Angelina Lasser: Well, kumbaya. Let's all hold hands.
- Nick Burkhardt: Let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.
- Hap Lasser: Detective. Listen, bro. I'm a pretty happy guy. That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me. I love everybody, and everybody loves me. Even the guys I owe money to.
- [Nick gives him a look]
- Nick Burkhardt: Follow me.
- Hap Lasser: [Listing everyone he owes money] Uh, Jimmy Damon. I'm into him for about three grand. It's a bar thing.
- Nick Burkhardt: A bar tab?
- Hap Lasser: No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened. He was one of my backers. It was a really, really great idea. You actually had your own bar right there at your own table.
- [pause]
- Hap Lasser: We lost our shirts. Uh, then there's Sammy Runyon. I owe him, like, a couple grand. Strip mall creperie. You know, those really thin French pancakes? Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes. Or, at least, they should have been. In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity...
- [Nick and Hank give him a look]
- Hap Lasser: [about Monroe and Nick] Whoa! You guys know each other?
- Monroe: We've met.
- Hap Lasser: Oh, yeah? Where did you meet? Like, at a party or something? Oh, wait.
- [to Monroe]
- Hap Lasser: You didn't get arrested for doing some of the stuff you used to do, did you?
- Monroe: All right. Let's go. Come on. Time to go.
- Monroe: Angelina just came by. She says she knows who killed her brothers.Says it was a Bauerschwein.
- Nick Burkhardt: A what?
- Monroe: A pig. And I don't mean a cop. But I do mean a cop.
- Nick Burkhardt: [Knocking on door] Monroe, it's Nick. Open up.
- Monroe: Maybe I should just get you your own key.
- Nick Burkhardt: Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?
- Hap Lasser: Well, yeah, Detective. If I would have been in there, I wouldn't be out here.