Modern Family (TV Series)

When Good Kids Go Bad (2011)

Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy

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• Luke Dunphy : I'm not an idiot; I knew what they were up to. But I've been wanting to move for awhile. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be there when they get tired of candy.

• Luke Dunphy : [to Cameron and Mitchell]  Hey, do you guys have any old furniture? I'm moving into the attic.

  Mitchell Pritchett : The attic?

  Luke Dunphy : Hey, at least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in the closet.

  Cameron Tucker : Oh, okay. Well, you know what? Yeah, we'll absolutely find you something for sure, okay?

  Lily Tucker-Pritchett : [pushing Luke away from Cameron]  My daddy!

  Mitchell Pritchett : Lily, no! I'm sorry, Luke.

  Luke Dunphy : [staring daggers at Lily]  This isn't over.

  Cameron Tucker : Oh, my God, Mitchell. She's getting worse. I have turned her into a pushy little entitled monster on her way to a rap sheet and a bracelet on her ankle.

  [Gasps] 

  Cameron Tucker : Oh, she has a bracelet on her ankle!