- Warden: Step forward, maggot!
- [Peter takes a tentative step forward, and one of the warden's guards sucker-punches Cleveland in the gut with his baton]
- Cleveland Brown: [groaning in pain] Ah!
- Warden: [to Peter] Next time, that'll be you.
- Cleveland Brown: Well, why wasn't it him this time?
- Peter Griffin: [sarcastic] Oh, I'm so scared.
- Cleveland Brown: [the guard beats on him some more] Ow! Ah! Ow! Ah! Peter, stop it!
- Peter Griffin: [sarcastic again] Yeah, you're real big when you got that stick, ain't ya?
- [the guard sucker-punches Peter in the gut]
- Peter Griffin: Okay, I'll stop now.
- Glenn Quagmire: [Peter, Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire are hiding from the sheriff and are all handcuffed and chained together] Hey! These look like handcuff and shackle keys!
- Cleveland Brown: How do you know that?
- Glenn Quagmire: [knowingly chuckling] These are handcuff and shackle keys.
- Peter Griffin: I knew we were in trouble the minute I saw the jury.
- Peter Griffin: *After panning over The Simpson characters in the jury box." Well at least they're a jury of our peers.
- Joe Swanson: I don't think they see it that way Peter.