Family Guy (TV Series)
Tea Peter (2012)
Mike Henry: Various
Quotes
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Tea Party Rally Speaker : And now, it's my privilege to introduce another regular, blue-collar guy, our Quahog chapter spokesman, Joe Workingman!
Carter Pewterschmidt : [with an obviously bad disguise] Good afternoon, friends and socioeconomic equals! Is anyone else out there sick of government crap?
Peter Griffin : [as the crowd cheers] Oh, my God. It's like he's saying everything I'm listening to.
Carter Pewterschmidt : That's right. The government wants to tell you what foods to eat.
[boos]
Carter Pewterschmidt : And what church you can go to.
[more boos]
Carter Pewterschmidt : And that you can't own a chimpanzee because you're not responsible enough.
Peter Griffin : [more boos] I would feed it!
Carter Pewterschmidt : Also, the government wants to tell you how many children you can have.
John Herbert : [mortified] What? No!
Carter Pewterschmidt : And the government wants to tell you you can't throw your old TVs into the river.
Conseula : Then how I supposed to find TV?
Carter Pewterschmidt : If you join the Tea Party, together, we can fix all that. But you probably don't wanna join the Tea Party because all you get are these stupid, awesome keychains!