Family Guy (TV Series)

Tea Peter (2012)

Ralph Garman: Peter's Customer, Tea Party Member

Quotes 

• Tea Party Rally Speaker : Welcome, everyone! It's great to see so many regular people out here. Folks who are tired of big government and are ready to stand up for their rights.

  Tea Party Member : Yeah!

  Tea Party Member : Down with the Spend-o-crats!

  Peter Griffin : We are Marshall!

• Lois Griffin : Peter, what are you doing?

  Peter Griffin : I'm just puttin' up my new sign.

  Lois Griffin : Don't put that thing on our door. If you want to hang it somewhere, hang it in the basement.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, why? So you can hog it while you're doing laundry? No way.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, we're not a business.

  Peter's Customer : [coming in]  Hey, I saw your sign. So, you're open?

  Peter Griffin : That's right.

  Peter's Customer : What do you do?

  Peter Griffin : What do you need?

  Peter's Customer : Milk.

  Peter Griffin : We have milk.