Family Guy (TV Series)

Be Careful What You Fish For (2012)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa

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• Brian Griffin : [When Stewie comes home from daycare with one of his arms hanging limply and dragging along the floor]  Stewie, what's going on? Aren't you supposed to be at day care?

  Stewie Griffin : I escaped.

  Brian Griffin : What happened to your arm?

  Stewie Griffin : I finally stood up for all of us and told Miss Emily we should be given a proper lunch and not just what's left over from her Baja Fresh, and she said I shouldn't raise my voice and pulled me really hard into the other room, and my arm came out of its socket.

  Brian Griffin : Are you sure? Are you sure you didn't just sleep on it funny?

  Stewie Griffin : Does this look like I slept on it funny? I'm gonna tell Mom! Mom!

  Brian Griffin : [stops Stewie]  You are not going anywhere. I finally have a date with Miss Emily tomorrow and I'm not gonna let you or anybody else get in my way until I have seen every inch of her naked.

  Stewie Griffin : Do you even hear yourself? And what am I supposed to do about my arm?

  Brian Griffin : I'll just pop it back in.

  Stewie Griffin : You most certainly will not! I need to go to a hospital.

  Lois Griffin : [off-screen]  Brian, is Stewie in there with you?

  Stewie Griffin : Mom!

  [Brian grabs Stewie, putting his hand over his mouth as he rips a page out of his book and stuffs it in his mouth] 

  Brian Griffin : We're in here, Lois. He's napping.

  [to Stewie] 

  Brian Griffin : Relax. I'm gonna pop it back in.

  [grabs Stewie's arm and starts to pop Stewie's shoulder back in place as Stewie screams into the wad of paper. Stewie pulls free from Brian after a few seconds and tries to crawl away, but Brian grabs him again and continues to try to pop Stewie's shoulder back in place] 

  Brian Griffin : Get in there! C... come on! Hold still, Stewie!

  [Brian grabs his book and uses it to pop Stewie's arm back into place, Stewie spits the paper out and coughs as he rubs his arm] 

  Stewie Griffin : I'm not saying I like pain, but I'm not saying I don't like it either.

• Peter Griffin : Tricia Takanawa? What are you doing here?

  Tricia Takanawa : Peter, I'm standing here on your front porch, hoping to kill that dolphin with this harpoon.