Family Guy (TV Series)

The Blind Side (2012)

Alec Sulkin: Turtle, Nude Vampire, Kate's Dad

Quotes 

• Glenn Quagmire : Hey, Peter, you ready to go to the Clam?

  [seeing Stella] 

  Glenn Quagmire : Whoa, who's the hot chick?

  Peter Griffin : Oh, that's Stella. You don't have to whisper; she's deaf.

  Glenn Quagmire : Really? Oh, my god, that's hot.

  Peter Griffin : I didn't know you had a thing for deaf chicks.

  Glenn Quagmire : Any kind of disabled chick, Peter. They can do things to you that regular chicks don't even think of. Besides, you know me. I'm into a lot of different stuff.

  [cutaway to a turtle poking its head out of its shell; as it hides again, Quagmire does the same] 

  Glenn Quagmire : What, did you hear something?

  Turtle : No, it's all good.