Family Guy (TV Series)

The Blind Side (2012)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [seeing Stewie crying]  Oh, my God, Stewie, what is it?

  Brian Griffin : Oh, he's just got a splinter.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, my poor baby. It's 'cause these old stairs are just falling apart.

  Brian Griffin : It's not just the stairs. Meg has spent two days pinned under a roof beam.

  Lois Griffin : Let's just focus on the stairs, Brian.

• Peter Griffin : Peter, hurry up! You're missing dinner.

  Peter Griffin : [bleeped cursing as he falls down the stairs]  Lois, what the hell?

  Lois Griffin : Oh, my god, Peter, are you okay?

  Peter Griffin : What the hell happened to the stairs? They're all slippery now!

  Lois Griffin : I had them replaced, remember? The old ones were so rough and Stewie got that splinter, so I thought replacing the wood was the best way to go.

  Peter Griffin : When'd you do that?

  Lois Griffin : The other day, when you spent all that time at the drugstore.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, yeah. Couldn't figure out if that Hispanic lady worked there or not.

  [cutaway to the store] 

  Peter Griffin : Um... excuse me. Excuse me. Boy, I wonder where the shampoos are around here.

  [louder to get her attention] 

  Peter Griffin : I said, "I wonder where the shampoos are aroud here."

  [she finally notices him] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, for God's sake, I almost thought you were a regular person. Where's the shampoo?