- Chloe: Morning. I'd offer you breakfast, but you didn't make any.
- June Colburn: Ohh. What a night! Oh, James and I had so much fun...
- Chloe: Mm.
- [forces smile]
- June Colburn: ... we talked about camping, and growing up, and s'mores.
- Chloe: So, Amish things.
- [sour]
- June Colburn: [disturbed from sleep by late-night reveling] What are you doing?
- Chloe: [raiding the refrigerator] Eating your lunch for tomorrow. I like that you're not afraid of cheese.
- Chloe: Okay, if you're going to let one stupid setback knock you off your easy spirits, you might as well move home to Indiana.
- June Colburn: You sure as hell are the best thing I've got in my life right now.
- Chloe: You need to learn some confidence. This is New York, it's not what you do, it's how you do it.
- [June scurries to make a note]
- Chloe: Don't write that down.
- [she decides to mentor this girl]
- Chloe: June, I'm gonna take you out and teach you how to be bad-ass. If you have the right attitude, you can do anything, and go anywhere.
- [scene has changed to outside of club]
- Chloe: Now walk up to the front of the line like you have George Clooney between your legs.
- June Colburn: [incredulous] What?
- Chloe: If you're nailing that salt and pepper bastard, that means you've made it.
- June Colburn: [entering] June's home.
- James Van Der Beek: Using the third person already, huh? James likes it.
- June Colburn: [opens refrigerator] Today was an incredible day. I got a lead on a job in a brokerage firm, a gay man asked me to be in his shampoo commercial, and a street vendor gave me this hot dog... for free.
- [James acknowledges her progress]
- June Colburn: I exude confidence and the world can just sense it. Chloe is a genius. I... I need to thank her.
- James Van Der Beek: Yo, I don't know where she is, I've been waiting for her like an hour.
- Chloe: [entering empty apartment] Hey, June, I know you hate it when I come home drunk and fried and eat tomorrow's lunch.
- [about to raid the refrigerator again]
- Chloe: You're in a rut with the tuna, by the way.
- [opens refrigerator, it is bare, and she realizes apartment is empty]
- Chloe: I'm home before her? That little hooker!
- Chloe: [to James, as she looks at June who is merrily drunk] I go to those things with you, and come back like that. That's our thing.
- James Van Der Beek: I waited for you, but you never showed. Aw, it's too bad, they had tons of drugs and a big potato bar.
- June Colburn: [opening lines, narrated] If you told 12-year-old me that one day I'd be at a fancy New York wedding making out with James Van Der Beek while Kevin Sorbo watched, I'd have to say you were nuts. But nothing surprises me anymore.
- Chloe: [coming forward aggressively, and slapping June through the face] Ugh! You bitch!
- June Colburn: Not since I met Chloe, the best roommate in the world.
- June Colburn: [unimpressed upon seeing James do a lame zombie dance with Chloe] I used to have a poster of you.
- Chloe: [as she finds June sprawled on the floor in dejected state] Oh, don't bother, I already ate all the pills from underneath the couch.
- Eli Webber: [peering in from next door] She's been like that all day. Normally I like a motionless woman on the floor, but I'm getting a sad hit off this one.
- June Colburn: [unnerved] He's right. He knows me better than anyone, he saw right through me. Inside, I'm still the girl who's afraid to go skinny-dipping.
- Chloe: Oh, skinny-dipping!
- [game for it]
- Chloe: Are people going?
- Robin: [as June opens door] I'm bringing Chloe's mail as yet another example of the many wonderful things I would do if I were her roommate again.
- June Colburn: Mm.
- [takes it, but Robin holds it back]
- Robin: I'm not weak. You're weak.
- [but June grabs it]
- Robin: No...!
- [rushes off]
- June Colburn: [little annoyed sound] Hmm.