Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Daddy's Girl... (2012)

Dreama Walker: June Colburn

Quotes 

• June Colburn : [adamantly, while steadfastly cleaning the clean counter]  I have nothing to say to you.

  Chloe : [theatrical, fake]  June, God, I mean, this is all new, we should talk about it, no matter what happens, we can't go back to the way things were, June, don't walk-...

  June Colburn : That's the speech from season 1, episode 12 of Dawson's Creek, I've seen them all.

  Chloe : Dammit! Small town girl.

• Chloe : Okay, Steven was a loser and you'll get another job on Broadway.

  June Colburn : Wall Street!

  Chloe : Okay, interrupting! I was talking. Just because this isn't in your life plan, doesn't mean this isn't exactly where you are supposed to be. Here. In New York. With me.

  [smiling mischievously] 

  Chloe : Think about how much fun we could have.

  June Colburn : [thinking it over, smiling]  Guess it's time to throw out the playbook and see what happens.

  [gets her cocktail glass clinked] 

  June Colburn : Crazy!

  Chloe : And hey, at least you got back in the saddle and slept with somebody new.

  June Colburn : [frowning, she's a small town prude]  Oh no, your Dad and I did not have sex, we just dry-rubbed for hours. I wouldn't sleep with someone so quickly, I mean, you know, Steven is the only guy that I've been with.

  Chloe : You mean, not counting one-night stands?

  June Colburn : [shocked]  No. No!

  Chloe : Black-out sex?

  June Colburn : [even more shocked]  What?

  Chloe : Redheads?

  [then, as if it's the ultimate horror:] 

  Chloe : Girls?

  June Colburn : [even more shocked]  No!

  Chloe : Look, I'm not a fan of the lady-cave, but in a pinch...

  June Colburn : It would have to be a really big pinch.

• June Colburn : I don't normally move that fast, but I really felt a connection with Scott, and he fit perfectly into my life plan, and I touched it through bike shorts, and I think that...

  Mark Reynolds : Yikes!

  [walks away in disgust] 

  June Colburn : [to Chloe, who just arrived]  I have nothing to say to you.

  Chloe : June, God, I mean, this is all new. We should talk about it. No matter what happens, we can't go back to the way things were. June, don't walk away...

  June Colburn : That's the speech from Season 1, Episode 12, of Dawson's Creek. I've seen them all.

  Chloe : [cutlery rattles as she pounds counter]  Damn it! Small town girl!

• [first lines] 

  June Colburn : [voice-over]  My name is June Colburn. Since moving to New York, I've lost my job, my apartment, and my fiance. Now I'm living with this girl, Chloe, who may or may not be a psychopath.

  [Chloe is seen taking a swig of peppermint schnapps straight from the bottle, throwing her head back, then gargling] 

  June Colburn : This morning ritual is apparently called "a hooker's toothbrush."

  Chloe : Ahh.

  June Colburn : Chloe is best friends with the actor James Van Der Beek. There's this weird neighbor who lives down the hall - Robin...

  [Robin is seen getting into the elevator with Chloe, dressed exactly like her, but getting ignored] 

  June Colburn : She's obsessed with Chloe. And Eli, the pervert next door.