- Carl the Jeep: Day in, day out...
- Carl the Jeep: [to his repair crew] Oh, yeah. Thank you very much.
- Carl the Jeep: [back to Jack] ... I give you my all, and what do I get in return? Firebombed, flattened, melted, blown up, shot into space, and now this. Enough!
- Jack Carter: Okay. Hang on, uh... Jeepy.
- Carl the Jeep: No, YOU hang on. You're not the boss of me anymore. You're on your own. And my name is Carl.
- Jack Carter: Well, at least we're th-three-dimensional again.
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Yeah, but I'm freezin' my nuts off.
- [Two bolts fly free]
- Deputy Andy 2.0: AND my bolts.
- S.A.R.A.H.: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house - that is, all through me - not a creature was stirring, except Sheriff Carter and Dr. Blake.
- Carl the Jeep: I'm just an object to you, a tool to use and abuse, four wheels and a chassis. Look at me when I'm talkin' to you.
- Jack Carter: Wow, you're kind of hot in clay.
- Allison Blake: You're not so bad yourself, Ranger.
- Jack Carter: It's the hat.
- Carl the Jeep: Hello. I'm dripping antifreeze over here.
- Jim Taggart: I'm not a bear. You're not a princess. We still have feelings. You got to loosen up a little.
- Rudy the Lead Sled Dog: Say, uh, got any jerky on you?
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Uh... no, sorry.
- Rudy the Lead Sled Dog: It's worth a try.