A Very Potter Musical (2009–2010)

Joe Walker: Lord Voldemort, Dolores Umbridge

Quotes 

• Quirinus Quirrell : Yes, my dark king!

  Lord Voldemort : Okay, just relax with the dark king, okay? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we're there! We've reached that point.

• Lord Voldemort : Back when I had my body, I used to have mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange.

• Lord Voldemort : Even my Zefron poster?

  Harry Potter : Especially the Zefron poster!

• Lord Voldemort : My new world is about to unfold.

  Quirinus Quirrell : You got beat by a two year old!

  Lord Voldemort : I'll kill him this time through and through!

  Quirinus Quirrell : Or you might just give him another tattoo.

• Lord Voldemort : Get me some Nasonex you swine!