2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Rich People Problems (2011)

Garrett Morris: Earl

Quotes 

• Earl : Max, what is the one thing worse than karaoke?

  Max Black : Oh no.

  Earl : That's right, open-mic night.

• Han Lee : Ok, next person is going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry who is pretty now but used to have very horrible acne.

  Earl : This is the third Teenage Dream in forty-five minutes. Why don't I just close my nuts in the cashier's drawer?

• Earl : That boy is more stiff than Michelle Bachmann's husband at a Chippendales.