The Middle (TV Series)

Forced Family Fun: Part 2 (2011)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

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Quotes 

• Frankie Heck : Wake up! Wake up!

  Mike Heck : Frankie, what's going on?

  Frankie Heck : Sue's got her period and there's a bear outside!

  Sue Heck : Mom!

  Axl Heck : Oh! What's with the screaming?

  Frankie Heck : There's a bear, and Sue got her period!

  Axl Heck : What?

  Frankie Heck : Run, run. Everybody get to car.

  [running] 

  Frankie Heck : Bear! Bear! My daughter got her period! Everybody run! Run away!

  Mike Heck : Really, Sue, now?

  Sue Heck : I couldn't help it.

  Frankie Heck : It's a girl with her period! There have been studies! Make way!

  Sue Heck : Mom! You said you weren't gonna tell!

• Brick Heck : [as bear rocks car]  We're all gonna die!

  Mike Heck : All right. Everyone quiet! I'll handle this.

  [to bear] 

  Mike Heck : Hey!

  Frankie Heck : "Hey"? That won't even get the Glossners off our front lawn.

• Sue Heck : Axl chip-clipped my eye.

  Mike Heck : Axl!

  Sue Heck : It really hurts! But I left it on so you could see what he did to me.

  Axl Heck : It's her fault. I was aiming for her mouth, but she moved.

  Frankie Heck : Axl! What were you thinking? You could have really hurt your sister. And now the chips are gonna get stale!