Grimm (TV Series)
Bears Will Be Bears (2011)
Silas Weir Mitchell: Monroe
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Quotes
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Monroe : [after ripping half an arm off of an armed man - in self defense] Okay, that went a little too far.
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Nick Burkhardt : This is important.
Monroe : Oh, well, come on in then. Have a cup of coffee. Bagel? Cream cheese?
Nick Burkhardt : First, I want to thank you for helping me out with the kidnapping.
Monroe : A gift basket would have been nice.
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Monroe : You people murdered my grandfather. The Grimms burned down his farm, cut off his head, his hands, and his feet. Okay, maybe he deserved it for some of the things he did. But if my parents could see me know, standing this close to you and not avenging the family, last Thanksgiving I'd be invited to, I can tell you that.
Marie Kessler : Take your best shot, blutbad.
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Nick Burkhardt : What do you know about Jagerbars?
Monroe : What am I, your personal Grimmopedia?
Nick Burkhardt : No, you're a Blutbad, and I'm assuming that Blutbaden know about Jagerbad-en?
Monroe : It's just Jagerbars.
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Nick Burkhardt : You ever seen one of these?
Monroe : Not up close, thank God. I think Jagerbars use these for disembowelling. Now I'm hungry.
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Monroe : Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old aunt Marie was going to cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost. That's how my great grandma ended up, you know!
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Nick Burkhardt : We need to talk.
Monroe : Not at 6:30 in the morning, we don't.
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Nick Burkhardt : You see them like I see them, right?
Monroe : Yes.
Nick Burkhardt : Hey, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm up against here.
Monroe : Okay, right there, don't even compare the two. We don't rummage like they do. How'd you run across a Jagerbar, anyway?
Nick Burkhardt : Look, I'm working on a case. I saw a kid turn into one.
Monroe : Is that where you got the claw?
Nick Burkhardt : No, my aunt had it.
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Monroe : They use those claws in the Roh-Hatz.
Nick Burkhardt : Roh-Hatz?
Monroe : It's like a bar mitzvah for bears. You know, Jager bar mitzvah. It's a very physical thing. A lot of pounding of chests and, like, wailing. Who wails anymore? Supposed to connect with the primitive beast in all of us. And believe me, I do mean *all* of us.
Nick Burkhardt : So what do they do?
Monroe : It's all about the chase.
Nick Burkhardt : What chase?
Monroe : The Roh-Hatz, you know? Caveman mumbo-jumbo. "Let's get some beers and barbeque and be stupid." I mean, I like to camp as much as the next guy. You know, maybe once a year.
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Monroe : [outside Marie's hospital room] A Grimm? Are you out of your mind? I can't do this.
Nick Burkhardt : Look, I just need your help until I can figure something else out.
Monroe : I'm not a cop.
Nick Burkhardt : Yeah, you... you're the only one who knows what I'm dealing with.
Monroe : No. I am the only one who is stupid enough to talk to you.
Nick Burkhardt : I'll owe you one.
Monroe : Dude, you already owe me three.
Nick Burkhardt : Three?
Monroe : Yeah. The little girl who was kidnapped, the Jagerbar at 6:30 this morning in the middle of my Pilates, and now this!
Nick Burkhardt : Okay. I'll owe you three.
Monroe : What the hell makes you think I am gonna stay here and protect her?
Nick Burkhardt : Because I trust you.
Monroe : Oh, man.
Nick Burkhardt : Look, I'll be back as soon as I can.
Monroe : [looking at Marie as he leaves] Maybe you shouldn't trust me.
