- Dr. Gregory House: Just, do what you have to do to get over this. Punch me in the face, kick me in the nuts: either/or, both seems excessive.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House] Get this straight. You break the law, you go back to jail. Scam extra Vicodin, back to jail. Flout my authority, make the hospital look bad, back to jail. I own you.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes, massa.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: See, that would be an example.
- Dr. Gregory House: [When House meets Dr. Park] I'm not interested in another department's sloppy seconds.
- Dr. Chi Park: I'm not sloppy seconds.
- Dr. Gregory House: 3:00 a.m. If Foreman had called you in from home, you wouldn't have pressed clothes, coiffed hair and makeup which means you were already here in the hospital.
- Dr. Chi Park: Yes, I was on call for neurology.
- Dr. Gregory House: Well, if that were true, you'd be working right now and unavailable to help which means that you're hanging out in the hospital pretending to work which means you're not just a reject, you're a cowardly reject who was trying to hide her rejectedness from someone.
- Dr. Chi Park: I am not a reject.
- Dr. Gregory House: Then go back to neurology.
- Dr. Chi Park: I can't. I punched my attending.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Park] Hey, we both assaulted our bosses. It's like we're twins.
- Dr. Chi Park: I'd really rather not...
- Dr. Gregory House: Okay, I'll go first. My boss dumped me. And yours what? Called you his China doll? Joked about what a crappy deal you got for Manhattan? Assumed you have a huge penis? I have no idea what flavor you are, so I thought I'd just cover the spread.
- Dr. Chi Park: My mom's Filipino, Dad's Korean and my boss grabbed my behind.
- Dr. Chi Park: [to House] Why aren't you more alarmed? We're running out of time.
- Dr. Gregory House: [yelling] Aahh, she's dying!
- [speaking normally]
- Dr. Gregory House: Were you able to figure out what was wrong while I was screaming?
- Dr. Chi Park: [to House] Did you use metaphors for your old team? Or do you just think I'm particularly stupid?
- Dr. Gregory House: No, they were stupid too.
- [last lines]
- Dr. James Wilson: [Wilson enters House's office and punch hard him in his face] Ahh. Ahhh.
- [pauses]
- Dr. James Wilson: Dinner later? I'll pick something up.
- Dr. Gregory House: [down on the floor] I... I probably know a new vegetarian place.
- Dr. James Wilson: Screw that. I want a steak. I'll meet at your place at eight.
- Dr. Chi Park: Violence isn't an appropriate way to handle conflict. It was a moment of weakness.
- Dr. Gregory House: You barked at me, picked a fight with a painting crew. Maybe it's time to recognize it's not a character flaw. Maybe it's your character.