Disciples (2014) User Reviews

Long time since I saw something this bad.

[Patient444 · 2/10 · 17 April 2015]

So I will start by saying: (crickets playing in the background)

Sadly, even tho I wanted to keep it as short as possible, I fear that I have to be explicit in order to properly warn people. Disciples is one of the worst movies I've laid my eyes upon, it tried a lot, has a lot of people involved, states pretty much only the obvious about hell, succubus, Lucifer and so on, mixing with drugs, rock music and all the rest resulting in something that could be compared with the work of a 12 years old frustrated little kid. It really is that bad, and trust me, after seeing the first 3 minutes you'll know what I'm talking about. And no, I'm not kidding, I looked carefully, 3 minutes is what it takes to completely ruin it for you!

But at least you'll know from start that it is truly, that bad! If you decide to watch some more, fine, but at least come back with an opinion, state it here, and let's play a game: name a movie that is worse than this!

I for one am shocked, I have seen my share of indie productions, extremely low budget horrors, a lot of bad gore, but this one sinks to a whole new level. Sorry to say so!

Cheers!

What the Hell!

[panther_husky · 1/10 · 18 April 2015]

Lately all I have been seeing within the film industry is very bad film making, bad acting and costumes you can find in any fancy dress store.

Disciples is just another bad movie with special effects that really doesn't make the film any better, the acting isn't convincing and as I mentioned, wardrobe must have hired a fancy dress shop to help them with the costumes. Something you would see during Halloween.

The "creatures" or "demons" walk around with mouths opened either screaming or just something they think will scare you. That once or twice over where they quickly turn to the camera to show you how scary they look. In fact it was a laugh!

Oh my, what a disaster. I think I will return to foreign films where at least I have seen some good horror and good acting and steer away from these American films which have started to annoy me.

It is written

[nogodnomasters · 2/10 · 16 January 2018]

This is your typical poorly scripted 80's style Satan and demons taking over the world at the next gathering with only the powers of good that can stop them. Plenty of nudity. Tony Todd shows up at 58 minutes into the film. Linnea Quigley and Debbie Rochon come back from their near dead careers and add little to the production. The script was that bad.

Guide: F-bomb, sex, frequent nudity.

Candyman v Azmodeus w/ Weird Overacting Topless Old Lady

[warehousereviews · 4/10 · 20 August 2020]

As confusing as it was masterful. Demons, Demon boobs and demon on demon violence.. oh and there was a 67year old virgin in there somewhere, for some reason... The practical effects were top notch, like Azmodeus and Belial walked straight out of the layers of hell and into this movie. Has to be seen to be believed

No masters

[kosmasp · 2/10 · 17 September 2023]

No pun intended - the movie is ... well if you see the actors involved you may feel like the score is way too low. And yes the acting power ... is kind of amazing. But it seems like they wasted all their money in getting an "all star cast" (horror movies that is) ... and forget to invest in a script.

CGI when used isn't that good either. Some of the practical effects do work though. There is also a lot of nudity, if that helps (maybe it hurts, not sure how you feel about it). The version I watched was cut, that one should only get a .. 1 I reckon. But I saw what was missing - and it helped to get another bonus point for me. Though I reckon it is more for the actors ... who try their best. Even with weird (bad) accents ... hey it is a pay day, so I totally get it ... everyone needs money ... even iconic horror actors ...

Meandering Cameo Fest

[daniel-mannouch · 3/10 · 6 December 2018]

The Watcher or Disciples is an incoherent, nudity sown cult star cameo fest that's so cheap and hopelessly overambitious, i was flawed by not seeing a David DeCoteau credit attached to it.

One one hand you have excessive sexualised gore and violence which gave the film some satanic majesty about it. On the other hand, Tony Todd is decapitated by CGI so bad, it exits his body in the form of a glowing stream of piss and colours the sky the most crimson red After Effects will allow.

What The Watcher gets right is it's intriguing concept and aforementioned practical effects. Everything else from the camerawork to the overwritten dialogue reeks of amateur hour. I feel like a lot of good will and commitment from both actors and special effects artists was wasted here. The scenes of torture are outstandingly plentiful and gratuitous and gave the film some flavour, but everything else feels like a boring afternoon in the director's house.

The Watcher is a clumsily assembled mess of a movie which makes Six Angels look like The Ninth Configuration. It has good work from a number of horror icons and the gore is impressive, but the film overall is too wordy, too interior heavy and has a very uneven pace that will try the patience of nearly everyone who will watch it.