- Philip J. Fry: [as his pants fly away on the weather balloon] My lucky pants!
- Bender: They don't look so lucky to me.
- Philip J. Fry: They are too lucky! I was wearing them when I found a dime in my ear, when I got a free subscription to Redbook, and when I first met Leela.
- Turanga Leela: Aw. Also, Oh lord!
- Philip J. Fry: Also, they're my only pants.
- Bender: You wore the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it.
- Choosematron: [to the Professor] Male, scientist, fond of crazy contraptions. Accepted!
- Choosematron: [to Amy] Female, scientist, we were in the same sorority. Accepted! Sigma, beta, see ya latah.
- Choosematron: [to Dr. Zoidberg] Male, medical doctor, delicious with butter and lemon. Accepted!
- Choosematron: [to Fry] Delivery boy, no discernible skills. Accepted! Cause I like his pants.
- Choosematron: [to Leela] Top gun pilot, natural leader, extreme combat training. Rejected! With all spaceships inoperable we only need one spaceship pilot.
- Choosematron: [to Fry again after he hits it for rejecting Leela] Male, filthy hand, violent temper. Accepted again!
- Turanga Leela: [after saying goodbye to Fry] I'll remember you in here.
- [puts her hand on her chest indicating her heart]
- Philip J. Fry: I wish I could remember with my boobs.
- Turanga Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life. If only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.
- Philip J. Fry: Leela, I swear I'll make it up to you. I don't know how, but I'll find every copy of that movie and destroy it. Sure, it might take a few hours...