Machete Kills (2013)

Michelle Rodriguez: Luz

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• Luz : I knew I smelt bitch in the air tonight!

  Miss San Antonio : Payback's the only bitch you need to worry about! This dress costs more than your FUCKING LIFE!

  Luz : Didn't anybody ever tell you not to wear a dress to a gunfight?

  Miss San Antonio : Oh, baby, I always dress to the nines.

  Luz : I dress to kill.

• Miss San Antonio : Watch it now Pussycat. That's not a very ladylike kinda thing to say.

  Luz : I don't do ladylike.

  Miss San Antonio : So what then, you're just a regular old cranky bitch? Or is it PMS?

  Luz : If it were PMS, you'd be dead already.

• Luz : I thought Machete don't text.

  Machete : Machete loves everybody.

• Miss San Antonio : Really? You're gonna make me kill a blind chick? I'm pretty sure they're gonna take my crown for that.

  Luz : That's all right. They'll just give it to the next bimbo who spreads like butter.

• Miss San Antonio : So now what happens?

  Luz : Ask the last guy who shot my eye out.

• Luz : Takes a bitch to make a bitch. And I smell fish taco.

• Title Card : [mock movie trailer]  In a land beyond space and time...

  Trailer Voice Guy : A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

  [Trejo removes his space helmet] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : They call him... MACHETE.

  [echoing] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Machete.

  Trailer Voice Guy : He knows the score.

  Space Babe : We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

  Trailer Voice Guy : He gets the space babes.

  [deep kiss] 

  Luz : The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

  Machete : He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

  Trailer Voice Guy : And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

  Luz : Eat photons, bitches!

  Trailer Voice Guy : ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

  [provoctive music] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

  [in a lower voice] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Actor subject to change.

  [louder] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Kills Again... in Space.

  [lower voice again] 

  Trailer Voice Guy : Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

• Luz : One minute they're tearin' ass for the border, the next they're vanished. Disappeared without a trace. It's like aliens abducted by goddamn aliens.

• Luz : I can't see, but I can still kick your ass.

  Voz : That's why I'm taking you with me.