Machete Kills (2013)
Michelle Rodriguez: Luz
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Quotes
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Luz : I knew I smelt bitch in the air tonight!
Miss San Antonio : Payback's the only bitch you need to worry about! This dress costs more than your FUCKING LIFE!
Luz : Didn't anybody ever tell you not to wear a dress to a gunfight?
Miss San Antonio : Oh, baby, I always dress to the nines.
Luz : I dress to kill.
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Miss San Antonio : Watch it now Pussycat. That's not a very ladylike kinda thing to say.
Luz : I don't do ladylike.
Miss San Antonio : So what then, you're just a regular old cranky bitch? Or is it PMS?
Luz : If it were PMS, you'd be dead already.
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Miss San Antonio : Really? You're gonna make me kill a blind chick? I'm pretty sure they're gonna take my crown for that.
Luz : That's all right. They'll just give it to the next bimbo who spreads like butter.
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Miss San Antonio : So now what happens?
Luz : Ask the last guy who shot my eye out.
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Luz : Takes a bitch to make a bitch. And I smell fish taco.
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Title Card : [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...
Trailer Voice Guy : A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.
[Trejo removes his space helmet]
Trailer Voice Guy : They call him... MACHETE.
[echoing]
Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Machete.
Trailer Voice Guy : He knows the score.
Space Babe : We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.
Trailer Voice Guy : He gets the space babes.
[deep kiss]
Luz : The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.
Machete : He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.
Trailer Voice Guy : And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...
Luz : Eat photons, bitches!
Trailer Voice Guy : ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as
[provoctive music]
Trailer Voice Guy : whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.
[in a lower voice]
Trailer Voice Guy : Actor subject to change.
[louder]
Trailer Voice Guy : Machete Kills Again... in Space.
[lower voice again]
Trailer Voice Guy : Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.
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Luz : One minute they're tearin' ass for the border, the next they're vanished. Disappeared without a trace. It's like aliens abducted by goddamn aliens.