It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore (2011)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

Quotes 

• Mac : Whoa! What's that? You were supposed to get booze.

  Frank Reynolds : Oh, this is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded with booze.

  Mac : Goddammit, Frank, eating your drinks? That is genius!

  Frank Reynolds : Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting ripshit on ham.

  Mac : Might you say we're getting "hammered"?

• Charlie Kelly : Hooooly shit! Is that the ocean?

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean.

  Charlie Kelly : What's on the other side of it there?

  Frank Reynolds : Europe.

  Charlie Kelly : Now how long would it take...

  Dennis Reynolds : Do not try and swim to Europe.

  Charlie Kelly : *Don't* swim to Europe...

  Frank Reynolds : Do not.

• Frank Reynolds : Ah! Rum ham! Rum ham! Oh, rum ham!