Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Fathers & Suns (2012)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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• Rimmer : Can you repair the ship's engineering faults?

  Pree : I already anticipated you'd ask that question Arnold and I've repaired all the faults on B-deck already. There is now a 98% probability you will discuss my potential to change your lives and conclude that you are looking forward to seeing me in action.

  [Rimmer, Cat and Kryten look confused and startled] 

  Rimmer : ...So now we don't have that conversation and move straight onto the next conversation?

  Pree : Your next conversation is a conversation about not having the previous conversation, saying you were looking forward to the previous conversation and now feel a bit lost not having had that conversation.

• Rimmer : Put on "Victory South" for me will you? A fascinating drama series about the American Civil War where the South win! Loved series 1, really looking forward to series 2.

  Pree : I deleted all 24 episodes earlier this morning Arnold because you didn't enjoy them.

  Rimmer : But I haven't seen them.

  Pree : But if you had you wouldn't have enjoyed them.

  Rimmer : But series 1 was brilliant. Why didn't I enjoy them?

  Pree : All your favourite characters were killed off, including the busty blonde heroine with no personality.

  Rimmer : Oh, I liked her!

• Cat : What the hell is that? An air-lock's open, and the ship's just ejected something.

  Kryten : Ooh, it looks like a little man!

  Rimmer : That's not a man. That's Lister.

• Rimmer : What am I supposed to do now?

  Pree : I thought you could use that time more fruitfully - perhaps finally reading War and Peace?

  Rimmer : I want to relax, unwind - not read a book that's longer than Rapunzel's pubic hair!

• Kryten : How long have we got before we reach the point of no return - the melting point?

  Rimmer : You mean the point where sun-cream and floppy hats are no defense because our noses have started melting onto our shoes which are floating down the corridor in a river made up of our own leg gravy?

  Pree : Well, we'll go as fast as we can, supervising officer, as I know you're keen to compete the mission.

  Rimmer : How long you mad goth bastard!

• Kryten : I am just so excited at the prospect of having a new computer! We so miss Holly.

  Rimmer : It's true - we just don't get the same quality of cock-up these days do we?