- Uncle Amal: Hey, hey, hey. Where do you think you're going, Half-Day Hassan? After you drop off my dry cleaning, I need you to go the market and get me that cereal with the little blueberries in it.
- Navid Shirazi: Yeah, when I said I wanna be more involved in the family business, running your errands isn't what I meant. I'm going to Vegas. Don't forget to walk your dog when I'm out of town.
- Uncle Amal: I-I-I get it. You're frustrated. You wanna do something more important. It happens that I have a package that needs to be delivered to an associate in Vegas.
- Navid Shirazi: What is it?
- Uncle Amal: It's a very interesting thing called "none of your business".
- Shane: Teddy, I know standing up here is scary for you. And considering I've seen you cliff dive in Spain, I know you're a guy who doesn't get scared of many things. Being brave doesn't mean not being afraid. It means being afraid but doing it anyways. Which is why I'm more impressed with you right now than I was in Spain.
- Navid Shirazi: Hey, how'd you do at poker?
- Liam Court: I survived, barely.
- Navid Shirazi: Sounds like my night.
- Liam Court: Next time I wanna throw my money away, remind me it's only fun if it's like twenty bucks.
- [Liam's fame has let him and his friends bypass a line to a pool party]
- Dixon Wilson: Dude, I knew being friends with you would one day pay off.
- Erin Silver: Are you really texting a picture of yourself to Austin?
- Naomi Clark: Um, would you look at me in this bikini? It'd be selfish not to share.