- Damon Salvatore: Greetings, Blondie... Witchie. I think you got your voodoo wires all crossed when you got rid of Vicki Donovan.
- Bonnie Bennett: What do you mean? Why?
- Damon Salvatore: Because I'm pretty sure I just got spit-roasted by Mason Lockwood's ghost.
- Bonnie Bennett: What?
- Caroline Forbes: And why would you think that?
- Damon Salvatore: Maybe because he chained me to a chair and shoved a hot poker in my chest. Let's just say I'm having deja vu.
- Caroline Forbes: I thought you said ghosts couldn't physically interact with people?
- Bonnie Bennett: They can't.
- Damon Salvatore: Yeah, well, I don't have time for a vengeful Lockwood. When I kill someone, they're supposed to stay dead. Whatever you screwed up, fix it.
- Jeremy Gilbert: [about Anna] I can touch her, Elena. I can kiss her again. And I know it's wrong and I, I know that I shouldn't feel this way but I do. I love her. I've always loved her.
- Elena Gilbert: But it's not real. She's dead. Gone. Everything that you're holding onto is in the past, Jer. Are you gonna love a ghost for the rest of your life?
- Damon Salvatore: How can you know so much?
- Mason Lockwood: There's not much to do on the other side but sit around and watch other people screw things up.
- Caroline Forbes: [incantation book falls open at manifestation spell] Please tell me that's a recipe for witch cookies.
- Caroline Forbes: [re the room] There's no chance it's haunted by the hundred dead witches who were horrifically burnt to death in this very spot, is there?
- Bonnie Bennett: They're not here anymore. And they made it clear they were never coming back.
- Caroline Forbes: Great.
- [thinks it over:]
- Caroline Forbes: They pinkie swear?
- Bonnie Bennett: What is it, Caroline?
- Caroline Forbes: Elena caught Jeremy kissing... Anna.
- Bonnie Bennett: What?
- Caroline Forbes: I'm sorry.
- [shakes her head]
- Bonnie Bennett: He kissed her?
- Caroline Forbes: [nods] She's got a foothold now... so she probably thinks that she's here to stay. But you and I, Bonnie? We're gonna find that necklace... okay?
- [Bonnie nods]
- Caroline Forbes: Okay.
- Caroline Forbes: [on cell phone re missing necklace] Unless someone took it.
- Jeremy Gilbert: Who?
- Caroline Forbes: Well, who do you think?
- Anna Zhu: [shakes her head as Jeremy looks at her] I didn't...
- Jeremy Gilbert: She says she didn't take it.
- Caroline Forbes: [impatiently] Oh, and you believe her?
- Anna Zhu: [earnestly] I didn't take it, Jeremy.
- [shakes her head]
- Jeremy Gilbert: [to Caroline] You know what? Yeah, I do believe her.
- Caroline Forbes: You know what, you're an even bigger idiot than I thought. So wake up, Jeremy, before you lose everything!
- [slams down phone]
- Matt Donovan: I've had enough of this ghost stuff to last forever. So you guys can leave me out of this one.
- Caroline Forbes: [to Bonnie, as Matt walks away] I feel so sad for him. Took a lot for him to send his sister away.
- Bonnie Bennett: [sighs] Yeah.
- Caroline Forbes: [wisely] So much strength is a man.
- [nods]
- Bonnie Bennett: I've got a ghost problem to deal with, Caroline. Save the Jeremy lecture for later.
- Bonnie Bennett: [driving] What's going on up there?
- [smashed vehicle]
- Caroline Forbes: That's Mrs. Lockwood's car.
- [as the tomb vampire ghosts close in on Tyler's mom]
- Caroline Forbes: Bonnie, I'm gonna get out of the car.
- Bonnie Bennett: What?
- Caroline Forbes: And you're gonna drive the hell away from here.
- Bonnie Bennett: No way, I'm not leaving you.
- Caroline Forbes: Bonnie, you've got your ghost-boyfriend drama, Elena has hers. And right now, the mother of mine is about to be ghost bait. So go and send them all back to the other side, okay?
- [Bonnie tries to argue, but Caroline climbs out...]