The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Smells Like Teen Spirit (2011)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

Quotes 

• Rebekah Mikaelson : [at door]  Where's Stefan?

  Damon Salvatore : Who the hell are you?

  Rebekah Mikaelson : [ignores Damon]  He left me here. My brother actually left me here.

  Stefan Salvatore : I'm sorry, your tone implies that I'm actually supposed to care.

  Damon Salvatore : You're Klaus' sister?

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Rebekah. Pleasure, I'm sure. Which one is my room?

  Stefan Salvatore : [grinning]  You're not staying here.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Rude. Both of you. I'll see to it myself.

  [on her way to do so] 

  Stefan Salvatore : I guess she's staying here.

• Damon Salvatore : [to Elena, on cell]  Yeah, so... you might not wanna come here for a while. We have a new house-mate. Barbie-Klaus.

• Rebekah Mikaelson : [at the bonfire, Damon joins her]  What? No friends your own age?

  Damon Salvatore : Like you can talk.

• Damon Salvatore : [walks in on Elena weight-training]  What? You gonna bench-press a vampire?

  Elena Gilbert : You understand what's happening right here? Stefan called me a human blood bag. He's a completely different person.

  [grunts, and Damon assists unrequited] 

  Elena Gilbert : What are you doing?

  Damon Salvatore : Helping you out.

  Elena Gilbert : Damon!

  Damon Salvatore : Come on, Buffy.

  Elena Gilbert : Stop it. Like one obnoxious Salvatore isn't bad enough.

  Damon Salvatore : You called, I'm here. What's your wish, oh, Warrior Princess?

  [mimics stake at the ready] 

• Elena Gilbert : I'm trying to keep Bonnie out of this. I don't trust that Stefan won't hurt her. Caroline, are you covered?

  Caroline Forbes : Yes, I will make sure that the old Forbes jail cell is prepped and ready.

  Damon Salvatore : You're forgetting a key player here. Rebekah. Wherever Stefan goes, a blond ponytail tends to follow.

  Elena Gilbert : Which is why it is your job to keep her away.

  Damon Salvatore : How? She's an Original. Last time I checked, we're out of daggers.

  Elena Gilbert : So then preoccupy her with your charm.

  Alaric Saltzman : Might have better luck finding a dagger.

  [Caroline giggles] 

• Rebekah Mikaelson : Why are you being so nice to me? You hate me. You should be mean.

  Damon Salvatore : Well, I could be mean... if that's what you're into.

  [smiles] 

  Rebekah Mikaelson : [stands up]  You're distracting me. Why?

  Damon Salvatore : Just trying to be a good house-mate.