The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

The Murder of One (2012)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

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• Damon Salvatore : No last-minute attacks of pity for any of them.

  Elena Gilbert : Don't worry about me. Not after what happened to Bonnie's mom.

  Damon Salvatore : Barbie?

  Caroline Forbes : Oh, I'm ready. Anything that will free Tyler from his sire bond to Klaus.

  Damon Salvatore : Busboy?

  Matt Donovan : Do I have a choice?

  Damon Salvatore : Good point.

• Alaric Saltzman : [Damon is hiding his stake in the firewood]  I mean, did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?

  Damon Salvatore : Why? Where'd you put yours?

• Stefan Salvatore : We need to keep Klaus separate and occupied. Caroline?

  Caroline Forbes : Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

  Damon Salvatore : Because he's obsessed with you.

• Damon Salvatore : [at door]  Morning, sunshine.

  Elena Gilbert : Hey. How's Alaric?

  Damon Salvatore : [blocks entry to room]  Indecent. But fine.

  Elena Gilbert : So then does that mean there was no issues last night?

  Damon Salvatore : Nope. Slept like a baby. Woke up Alaric. No headlines about dead Council members.

  Elena Gilbert : Then why do I feel like you're hiding something from me?

  Damon Salvatore : Well, maybe because you're

  [snickers] 

  Damon Salvatore : being all... paranoid and control freaky. What did you bring me? Ooh, chocolate muffins. You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

  Elena Gilbert : They're not for you.

  Damon Salvatore : Fine. Keep convincing yourself you're still mad at me. But sadly, Ric's gonna have to miss Elena time today. You know, lock-down and all.

  Elena Gilbert : Just take it, give it to him,

  [hands over the bag] 

  Elena Gilbert : and tell him that I miss him, okay?

  Damon Salvatore : With pleasure.

  [wants to close door] 

  Elena Gilbert : Please.

  Damon Salvatore : Have a great day. Thanks for coming by.

  [shoves door closed in her face, locks it]