- Steve McGarrett: They wouldn't hear an ATV from a mile away, would they, Danny? But you know what? Your whining is probably louder than an ATV.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: My whining?
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Your whining.
- Officer Lori Weston: How long have you two been married?
- Officer Lori Weston: [to Steve and Danny while they are bickering on horses] How long have you two been married?
- Chin Ho Kelly: [about Weston] What? Why wouldn't she last?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, Let's see what she looks like when she gets done with Sgt. Slaughter's Boot Camp.
- Steve McGarrett: What's that supposed to mean?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Let's just try not to get the new girl blown up, kidnapped, or shot on her first day. That's all. Can we do that, Steven?
- Steve McGarrett: I can't guarantee that.
- Officer Lori Weston: You just wanted me out of your hair.
- Steve McGarrett: Fine.
- Officer Lori Weston: Fine?
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Fine. I sidelined you.
- Officer Lori Weston: Well, at least you're man enough to admit it.
- Steve McGarrett: Lori, we met this morning. You expect me to trust you the way I trust these people out there? I've been in the field with these people. They've had my back. I trust them with my life.
- Steve McGarrett: [During a stakeout with Lori] Hey, uh, any sign of Porter out there?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No. How's the date going, buddy?
- Steve McGarrett: Chin.
- Chin Ho Kelly: You didn't answer Danny's question.
- Steve McGarrett: I will take that as no sign of Porter.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [During a gun fight] Whoa. Whoa. Please can we... try... not... to kill everybody in the compound? One of these hippies might know where Jen is. All right?
- Steve McGarrett: Fine.
- Governor Sam Denning: With all due respect Commander, you broke my trust. And there's going to be consequences for that as I said there would be.
- Steve McGarrett: What kind of consequences?
- Governor Sam Denning: Officer Weston.
- Officer Lori Weston: Sir?
- Governor Sam Denning: I'm sure you thought coming here you were going to be appointed my new Public Safety Liaison, but actually I have a new position in mind for you
- Rhea Carver: The only way to save her life was to let her go. So I faked her death. But a few weeks ago, my father was in town, and saw a magazine article about this amazing girl with a heart condition, and just knew it was Jen.
- Officer Lori Weston: You were looking after Jen. You did what any other mother would do to protect their child.
- Rhea Carver: She's not my child. The Hassley's raised her. And... I'm just thankful for all they've done.
- Steve McGarrett: [Entering] Rhea, there's someone who'd like to meet you.
- Chin Ho Kelly: You're about to kill the career of a good cop because you think she did something wrong.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: I know - she did something wrong. The apple doesn't fall far from the family tree.
- Chin Ho Kelly: This isn't about me.
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: You're right. It isn't. The governor wants to make it very clear that there's a zero tolerance policy with regards to crime and corruption. He's tasked me with cleaning up this department. Which is exactly what I'm going to do -starting with your cousin.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Teasing Steve about the new girl and the so called date] How is your date Steven?
- Steve McGarrett: [Ignoring the question] No sign of him yet. How about you Chin?
- Chin Ho Kelly: [At his location, smirking] Hey you didn't answer Danny's question.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [At the compound and Steve is shooting things up] Hey, can you try not to kill everyone!
- [Steve fires more shots]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Hey what did I just say!
- [first lines]
- Announcer: And it looks like our first female competitor is about to hit the beach.
- [crowd applause]
- Crowd Member: Come one, Jenn. You got it!
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here she comes after nearly six grueling hours of paddleboarding. Let's give a big aloha to Honolulu's very own Jenn Hassley. Wat to go, Jenn. Folks, you've just been witness to history. With an official time of five hours, fifty-two minutes and forty-seven seconds, at fifteen years old, Jenn Hassley has just become the youngest female competitor to win the Molokai to Oahu Paddleboard World Championship.
- [last lines]
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: After a lengthy investigation by the internal affairs department Officer Kono Kalakaua has been stripped of her badge, and is no longer a member of Five-0 or the Honolulu Police Department. Her case has been handed over to the prosecuting attorney who is officially moving forward with the charges. I'll take your questions now.
- [unintelligible shouts from reporters]
- Capt. Vincent Fryer: I'm not at liberty to say that.