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7/10
It's really an entertaining & worth watching comedy movie!
user-107-98243426 November 2011
Akshay is back with his charm in Desi Boyz after giving flop movies like Tees Maar Khan, Action Replay, Patiyala House. Desi Boyz is probably the most entertaining comedy movie of the year. The Chemistry between Akshay and John is outstanding. Omi Vaidya is also very good in the movie. You will really enjoy the funny gags in the movie, especially gags with Ajay aka Omi Vaidya. Anupam Kher and Sanjay Dutt are also good. Glamour of Deepika Padukone and Chitrangada Singh is also charming. Story and Direction of the movie is good. Music is also good.

Overall, it's an entertaining & worth watching comedy movie i recommend you to watch.
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7/10
Great work akshay !!
rahinfinity6 December 2011
Great movie Finally akshay and jhonny boy are back together...good to see them .. acting throughout the movie is very good ...akshay kumar is very good in this movie & also his paring with chitrangada singh ,jhon is back with same acting but over all a good act & looks great in this movie.i was waiting to see this movie finally was able to make it ... and must say that loved every movement of it,A must watch if u can relate your self with the story,which i was able to match up with akshay's life in the movie.. have to say the songs play a very very big part of the movie as well ... the emotional scenes in the movie was directed very well ..and was touching ..finally, the child and akshay share a good chemistry which makes u cry at some sences...must watch not only for time pass but also to enjoy and take home sweet memories of the movie ..... loved it !!!
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6/10
Looks like Akshay is finally came to his senses..!!
vickykolari-222-15417025 November 2011
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Akshay Kumar(Akki)'s comic timing and Daddy David Dhavan's experience in Comedy movies works together to bring a decent entertainer. Of course there are dull moments especially emotional ones and some senseless situations, story-line is decent and weak in some parts, but the funny parts hide most of these to make this a good entertainer..!! Debutant director Rohit Dhawan son of David Dhavan's this Comedy-Emotional-Romance with of course Indian Masala Story which is definitely tolerable and nice Time-pass. Akki's talent was hidden in few intolerable movies from 2-3 years, but this time he succeeds to lit fire on screen and he comes back. Rohit Dhavan's mind, Akki's talent, Akki-john chemistry, Two hot 'tottaas' and witty dialogues by Renuka Kanzru are highlight of the movie, Still, Magic of Akki worked above all, after a longtime. Movie will start with an introduction to recession when childhood friends Jignesh "Jerry" Patel (Akshay Kumar) and Nikhil "Nick" Mathur (John) will be living together and enjoying life. Nick is an Investment banker and Jerry works as security guy in a mall. Nick is in love with Radhika Awasthi (Deepika Padukone) and they decide to marry and she will be planning for her exotic marriage and expensive honeymoon, and now recession hits London and boys lose their jobs. After losing jobs we get to know that Jerry had sister who died with her husband in a accident (AS USUAL..!!) leaving a boy to look after, Veer (Shraman Jain)..!! Now all responsibilities makes boys to work as Male escorts in most popular strip-club in town, "Desi Boyz"..!! Where they get successful as hottest Strip Boys as 'Rocco & Hunter' in London, but when Radhika finds out, she calls off the marriage as well as love also this job makes Jerry to lose Veer (Nephew)'s Custody. Boys quit the job and since Jerry is the reason for Nick to join in "Desi Boyz", it brings a fight which departs boys . Now without any money, bankrupt boys will get serious about career and relationship. Nick will fighting for love outside Radhika's house by pleading forgiveness and her father Suresh Awasthi (Anupam Kher) will be helping Nick in this, where Jerry will rejoin College to complete his graduation and get a reputed job so that he regains the custody of Veer. In college he meet his old classmate Chitrangada who is economic teacher for him..!! Will boys succeed in what they started now..?? Will boys get together as before..?? Movie is fun and maintained with required emotions and sentiments since its an Indian movie, here it succeeds and it really brought a good and very simple story-line as a good time-pass. Screenplay-direction-Story by Rohit Dhavan tells us there is a bright future for David Dhavan's son. Akki is back on track with right choice of role, John as usual, no expression-only body-abs exposure (Which is really great though..!!), but there was a good chemistry between John and Akki. Deepika and Chitrangada were filled with performance and hotness and succeeds to impress. Anupam Kher and Omi Vaidya were excellent, and Sanjay Dutt's cameo was a treat. Music by Pritham was just okay with few foot tapping numbers. Cinematography by Natarajan Subramaniam covering exotic places in London is a treat to eyes. Movie is of course "A" rated with 2 Hot Strip boys and many adult jokes like 'Qualifications chodo, apni measurements toh bolo", while Akki filling out the application form for "Desi Boyz" he writes his shoe size in the column size and many more. Anupam Kher and John getting high with Grass and telling themselves to 'Keep off the grass' includes in the list. Its just one time watchable, but still Watch it for Akki and for fun with your bunch of friends, and you have to expect a dramatic climax scene which i really do hate but this was funny but of course senseless and i wish it wasn't there. Girls will love to see 'Rocco' and 'Hunter' shirtless and Nick in Yamaha Vmax, and boys will be seeing only Deepika and Chitrangada when they are on screen.
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7/10
A lively movie with fairly good structure
vid84 June 2012
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Desi Boyz is set in the time when the world had gone into recession (2007-8). It was a well chosen setting seeing as it sets the tone for the whole movie. Most of it is revolved around the two main characters struggling financially and having to resort to being male escorts. The storyline is pretty clear and simple, and the music is very, very good. It appeals to all audiences due to the fact that the film is set in England, and shows some of the English landmarks. All in all, the movie is well structured, however there are a few niggles that I have, such as the problem that many of the English people have voice overs which make them sound American. For me, the voice overs do spoil the movie somewhat, as they're either too stereotypically British or they make British people sound American.
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Not bad
0U23 February 2020
Didn't expect much from this, however it did look like it would be fun. Which it was at times. However not often enough.
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7/10
A Nutshell Review: Desi Boyz
DICK STEEL26 November 2011
I would like to pride myself at watching enough Bollywood films to have witnessed the pairing up of most of its stars, but this marks the first I've seen with Akshay Kumar and John Abraham put together as two best buddies whose foreigner status in a foreign land meant the execution of some protectionist strategies when companies are forced to take a cold hard look at their expenses given the downturn of the economy. They get the boot in their respective jobs, with Jerry Patel (Kumar) probably suffering the least impact since he's leaching off his best friend Nick Mathur (Abraham), an investment banker who had seen better days himself.

So when all the doors get slammed in your face, either being too qualified, or under qualified for a job, the duo get thrown a lifeline through the enigmatic head (Sanjay Dutt) of a worldwide franchise of male escort agency called Desi Boyz, who is of the impression that these two men at wits end would be a welcome addition to his stable, since they have chest, biceps and size (if you know what that means). Similar to the Full Monty, but expectedly not as naughty by international standards, their job is to spread happiness amongst the female clientèle, with good money at stake if only they would bury their conscience, and be professional about it.

Most of the song and dance routines worked when it called for the duo to be paired up, with both Akshay and John sharing incredible chemistry as their new alter egos Rocco and Hunter, strutting and flaunting their assets, providing everyone a good time, the audience included, with director Rohit Dhawan knowing just the right camera angles to capture the duo at their hunky best. Akshay Kumar plays his role with that mischievous glint in the eye, having to persuade his best friend Nick to join him in just making a living, and the house is brought down during their joint-introduction as the newest, hottest male escorts in town.

In what would be keeping up of appearances, being fearful of their reputations and worrying that ivy league degrees would be going down the drain in his new profession, which is something that would echo loudly in anyone here who is thinking of such a niche provision of pleasure, the first half introduces very fleetingly what would be taking on the bulk of the screen time after the interval. Nick had just proposed to materialistic girlfriend Radhika (Deepika Padukone) who wants the world for her wedding and honeymoon, and is kept in the dark of her boyfriend's financial predicament, while Jerry has to battle the state in order to be the legal guardian of his young nephew Veer (Shraman Jain), failing which Veer would have to go to a foster home.

What worked wonders in the first half are the joint efforts of both stars when they grace the screen and feed off each other's infectious energy, with the narrative moving at a very snappy pace. The bulk of the kinkiness seen in the trailer all belong to the first half of the film, making you contemplate just exactly how much more could the envelope be pushed. Sadly it isn't much, but everything that suggests raunchiness in the film, were confined to the portion before the interval, after which it became a lot more serious with the duo off their separate ways to pursue their respective objectives and goals in life.

Rohit Dhawan, Renuka Kunzru and Milap Zaveri who wrote the screenplay and dialogues knew just what would work, and these got delivered by a very able supporting cast, from Dutt and ranging to a surprise guest whom I will keep under wraps lest it would mar anyone else's viewing experience. But their second half somewhat contradicted the team play at work here, and having the leads focused on their own narrative tracks, turned the film completely over its head. Out the window was everything associated with fun from their male escorting exploits, and what got introduced were very plain narratives such as Nick's fervent pursuit of his lady love Radhika who cannot come to terms with so many paying females leering at her fiancé, and Jerry off to school to complete his degree, get a well paying job to boost his adoption chances of Veer, and romancing his ex-classmate turned lecturer Tanya (Chitrangda Singh).

First time director Rohit Dhawan employed the breaking of the fourth wall by the lead characters very liberally, allowing them to engage with audiences directly, then curiously this become nothing more than a footnote in the film as the later stages junked this for a more conventional approach. While Deepika and Akshay had been paired together for a couple of films already such as Chandni Chowk to China and Housefull, this film marks her first romantic pairing with John Abraham, and while they look good together on screen, Radhika the character was perhaps the weakest in Deepika's filmography to date. Akshay Kumar got the second half of the film to thank for in including a romantic lead for his character, and throughout you can't help but to feel the competitive vibes between both Akshay and John, and perhaps rightly so whenever you put two hunky guys together in the same film.

As a comedy, Desi Boyz worked in the first half when the stars hammed it up as male escorts, but unfortunately this did not manage to pan out for the entire film when it was decided a change in direction was required. Still, amongst the comedies seen of late from Bollywood, Desi Boyz has that little bit of oomph to tickle one's funny bone especially with its bevy of stars not taking everything too seriously.
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3/10
Akshay is finally back !
wazankash25 November 2011
Before going into the theater,I didn't expect much because the trailer seemed senseless and... since Akshay's previous scores were terrible in Action Replayy,Tees Maar Khan,Patiala House and Thank You,I remained hopeless. But WOW.The movie was more like a surprise. The chemistry between Akshay and John is excellent.Jokes were hilarious.Some flaws in directing.

Concerning music,Pritam builds up a good tempo in 'Make some noise for Desi Boyz' and carries the fun promisingly with Jhak Maar Ke and Tu Mera Hero with an all-together new breed and genre of music.

The whole movie is a laughter pack for everyone and it is one of the best comedies of 2011.

Don't miss this,Highly Recommended !
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6/10
a refreshing movie
tejathecool8 December 2011
DESI BOYZ: a good entertainer with a backdrop of financial recession with a mix of emotions,,,,,the first half will make you laugh while the second half is filled with emotions which is good to watch john played his role well while Akshay moved like mercury in his character,,,Deepika is good enough

the negative points of this movie is that it goes back in entertainment at few places the songs are not so good except for the title song and poor background music

Sanjay Dutt plays a good comical role

MY WORD: go for it and refresh yourself
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3/10
One of the worst big budget attempts of 2011 with some good music.
bobbysing2 January 2012
Once I asked a friend of mine about his choice of career in the coming days. He was the son of a successful hotelier with two big hotels in the city. In answer to my question he replied, "From my heart, I want to do something related to books or publishing but if nothing works out then there is always my father's business to join in anytime".

I just remembered his words after the end credits of DESI BOYZ started rolling with the caption - Directed by Rohit Dhawan (son of David Dhawan). The point I wish to make here is that it really seems to be very easy for a Star-Director's son to make his first hugely weak film with all the big stars, but how extremely difficult it is for a talented young director to get his first such directorial break without any family backing in the industry. And the film itself proves my point since it gives you only one question to think after its over that,…………. What was this?

Written around the plot of two unemployed friends (Akshay & John), DESI BOYZ is a pretty bad attempt to make an enjoyable BHELPURI by putting so many elements into it which in-turn results in an utterly distasteful dish. It starts from talking about Recession and Unemployment leading to the profession of GIGOLO adopted by the two heroes. The concept of GIGOLO is only added to bring in some extra, controversial pull in the project as it is neither shown nor exploited properly in the film. In fact using the sex-plot in such a shying way is just like wishing to take a bath in the swimming pool without taking off your clothes.

In addition, as a typical Bollywood film, an innocent kid and his judicial custody angle is thrown in, just to fulfill the emotional requirement of a Hindi Film which doesn't work at all. Another veteran senior (Sanjay Dutt) comes in a special appearance as the owner of that GIGOLO firm, degrading himself and his good image. A beautiful girl (Deepika) is right there like a sweet-item on the dinner table since you cannot make a Bollywood film without them. The girl even has a funny father (Anupam Kher) who fulfills the post of a supporting comedy artist with his reputed name. Further some silly jokes and hardly hilarious sequences are forcibly stuffed in its script to complete its first half which regrettably makes you take a look at your watch/phone at least 10 times.

Post intermission DESI BOYZ goes worst from bad with many bizarre kind of inclusions like Akshay taking admission to a College in his over-age. To give him company he even has a lady professor (Chitrangdha) who luckily was his own classmate in the good old college days. So here comes another beautiful lady to entertain you with her great looks, good for nothing. On the other side of this college romance, John is busy pleasing his girl by taking a shelter in front of her house with the help of her funny father. And frankly you can easily fast forward or edit out this unwanted part of the movie as it has nothing to contribute or entertain in any manner whatsoever.

To end it on an emotional note, a more weird kind of Courtroom scene is staged for the child's custody, wherein Sanjay Dutt enters as if its his own playground, gives a speech and then returns at his own will, while the honorable judge keeps waiting for him to come and go just like that.

In the acting department, instead of commenting upon their performance I would humbly like to ask a few questions from the cast as given below:

Akshay Kumar - Do you ever read the script of your movies and see the rushes midway to have an idea of what is being made around your reputed name for the countless fans? And Do you understand that we all are simply waiting for a BIG HIT coming from you from so long?

John Abraham - Why did you do this film or Was your role edited out at a later stage? Because frankly you are simply doing nothing in the film as per your current status or fame.

Deepika & Chitrangdha - The choice of project really doesn't match the off-screen intelligence and persona of both the ladies as they are not given much to do in the script apart from wearing some cool outfits. I had no great expectations from Deepika but 'Why you opted for this, Chitrangdha?', when you only had to enter post interval just to add some more glamour in the film or Was this also a shock for you after its release (The way they treated you in it)?

Anupam Kher & Sanjay Dutt – We would love to see you in some respectable and well written roles please!

Omi Vaidya – Avoid repeating the Chatur accent in every film as it will be great to see some new variation coming from you.

Direction wise, it evidently looks like a first attempt, but I would still like to congratulate Rohit for his hard work and efforts. However there is lot to learn and achieve for the young entrant and luckily he has got one of the best teachers in his own house as his father, David Dhawan.

In all, Who proves to be the Real DESI BOY here in the film? Its undoubtedly, PRITAM, the music director who at least gives us something to enjoy in this otherwise sheer waste of time. And the Soundtrack surely can be rated much better than the whole film itself.

So, is it watchable? Yes, you can watch DESI BOYZ, in case there is a delay in your train or flight and the bookstore at the station has left with only Biscuits to sell in the shop.
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6/10
A decent entertaining film
haklaster14 September 2021
Desi boyz is a light "comedy romance drama" film with urban touch. Nearly 10 years but film still looks fresh.

As a debut movie of Rohit Dhawan it was a decent attempt. Movie never bores and it is lavishly shot. Comedy and romance are handled well. There are some places where direction is lacking in dramatic scenes but mostly the story is handled well.

Acting : Akshay gets a tailor made role as Jerry aka Rocco. He looks cool. Nice one liners in his kitty. Superb comedy by him. John as Nick aka Hunter looked dashing. He looked natural in romance. Deepika looks beautiful and acted well. Chitrangada looks stunning and played her role well. Anupam Kher was nice in his typical comic role. Sanjay Dutt in his extended cameo did pretty good job. Omi Vaidya is given a cartoonish role still he is funny because of his accent. Mohnish Behl had a small role nothing much to do. Virej Dasani as Veer was cute in his role.

Best part of the film were it's songs. A chartbuster album. What an album it was!!

Superb music by Pritam. Personal favourite is Allah Maaf Kare by Sonu Nigam.

Chemistry between the 2 lead pairs is amazing. Songs lifted the mood of this movie.

Camerawork, locations and costumes were superb.

It had some flaws. The humour became slapstick at some places which it didn't fit well and sometimes it fell flat too. Due to over urbanish treatment at some places, sometimes characters looked fake and not grounded according to the situation. The male escort plot was explored less which was expected from the title.

Overall it's an entertaining film with a simple story. Still wondering why was it was rated with 'A' certificate.
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4/10
JUST ONE WORD.....TIME PASS
akshatmahajan4 October 2018
Film's story is totally boring ..But humour at some places makes film time pass.. overall it's one time watch..
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10/10
Most entertaining movie of the year
ravram1026 November 2011
Desi Boyz is a great entertainer whether you like it or not it is a great time pass flick.

Performances- Akshay is brilliant and his performance makes this a movie worth a watch. John - did a pretty good job the chemistry is brilliant between akshay and John. Deepika isn't that good and does alright job. Chitrangda Singh was pretty good. Cameos from sanjay dutt and anupam kher were good.

Directing/Cinematography - The cinematography was above average nothing special. The directing wasn't bad, it was David Dhawans son who directed and as a first time director hes done a very good job, though there were 2 scenes copied from other movies, but its a pretty good job for a first timedirector.

Songs/ Choreography- the songs were very catchy and nice in the movie and so were the dance movies.

Script/plot - The plot isn't refreshingly new but still good. It has similarities to other movies but doesn't really copy.

Comedy- the movie isn't hilarious but there are some laugh out loud moments in the movie and funny original jokes.

overall - A funny and entertaining movie with great chemistry by akki and john definitively worth a watch if you're a fan of akshay or even john.
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7/10
Nice movie
patriscarta12 November 2020
Not so bad at all as many are saying, it's a pleasant movie. Very well done, modern and with good actors. I mean, not a masterpiece but nice and agreable. Worth while watching once.
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1/10
Waste of time
bwana_dipak28 November 2011
Don't bother to go to theaters to see this nor even rent a DVD. It is pretty awful to sit thru 2 hours and definitely would not recommend it. What a waste of acting talent on this movie. I expected more from this movie since it is packed with talent but the whole storyline, editing, is awful; actually the movie does not flow smoothly at all .

I did not expect any storyline as figured this would be a slapstick comedy. Unfortunately I could count on my hand how many times I laughed. Also about time Indian movies start rating the movies because this is definitely not a family movie! More like a "girls night out type movie". Definitely not a guy type movie Please do not take kids to watch this "farce"
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Does Teach You A Lot About Prostitution
Chrysanthepop30 January 2012
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Rohit Dhawan's 'Desi Boyz' is pretty much another typical retarded Akshay Kumar comedy that is set in London. Obviously Dhawan and his producers are ashamed of India that they had to film in rich Europe. Anyway, here's how the 'story' goes. Jerry (Akshay Kumar), whose original name is Jignesh but he's so ashamed of his Indian background that he replaces it with the name of one of the most famous mice is a dropout who gets fired from every job that he lands. Money is scarce and he has to face a social worker who threatens to dump his annoying oh-look-how-cute-I-am orphan nephew at some foster parents's dwelling.

Then there's Nick who recently gets let go of work. He's too proud to do any job that's below his qualification and would rather work as a stripper (but that's for later). His rich spoilt brat girlfriend (Deepika Padukone) thinks that people can't live on chicken role. Anyway, since Nick's too proud to accept a typist's job and desperately wants to shower his irritating girlfriend with lavish wedding, honeymoon and whatever nonsense, Dhawan portrays how desperate he is. So sad! (puke) Anyway, fastforward...a closeted pimp (Sanjay Dutt) invites them to his den. One thing leads to another and Nick becomes a stripper while Rocco, I mean, Jerry, becomes a harlot. They continue to screw around and eventually Nick's bimbo (Padukone) finds out and breaks off the engagement. Nick cries like an idiot and tries to justify his striptease to his fiancée. He also breaks up with Jerry.

Rocco, I mean, Jerry, loses his annoying nephew to some foster parents and apparently he's earned enough money from prostitution to pay tuition and room and bored for Trinity College. It's amazing how a dropout can get accepted to an established college so easily. In Trinity College there also happens to be an openly racist professor whom no one seems to complain about. There he meets a hot professor (A sensational Chitrangda Singh) who helps him pass his exam and graduate. She really is hot.

Fastforward...Nick and Jerry become friends again...fast forward...there's a trial in the end to discuss whether the kid should stay with foster parents or with Rocco, I mean Jerry. The trial also proves that all men in the movie, except for the two ex-strippers, are homosexuals. Jerry attempts to explain his prostitution. Now will he get the kid? (Dramatic music).

Oh, and amidst all this nonsense, there are some atrociously bad songs that are visualized like amateur wannabe MTV videos. The non-Indian cast is dreadful as is John Abraham. Akshay Kumar plays the usual comedic role he's played in almost every movie of the last 10 years. Deepika Padukone is okay at best. Chitrangda Singh oozes hotness. Too bad her role is so cut short. Writing, direction, sound effects, editing etc are terrible.
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6/10
Romantic Comedy with Deepika PADUKONE and John ABRAHAM
ZeddaZogenau18 November 2023
Stripping for Beginners with Akshay Kumar and John Abraham

A year before "Magic Mike", Bollywood let two of its biggest male stars loose on the enthusiastic world of women. ;-) In this RomCom by Rohit Dhawan we get to know two Indian expats in London who are struggling with the financial crisis after 2008.

Jerry (Akshay Kumar, *1967) moves from job to job and also lovingly looks after his nephew, who the youth welfare office would like to place elsewhere. Nick (John Abraham, *1972) has a job in a suit, but soon finds himself on the streets as a result of the banking crisis and can't marry his girlfriend Radhika (Deepika Padukone, *1986) due to lack of money.

So what can two well-built Indian boys ("DesiBoyz"!) do in such a tricky situation? Sex sells, of course! Under the guidance of Mr. Khalnayak (Sanjay Dutt), the two muscle-bound charm studs become the stars of his escort service as "Rocco and Hunter". This goes well for a while until the rude awakening (i.e. Being discovered) comes. It's a good thing that Jerry meets the beautiful Tanya (Chitrangada Singh) while continuing his studies, and Nick finds an unexpected comrade in her father (very funny: Anupan Kher) when he tries to win Radhika back. All's well that ends well. Mr. Khalnayak can then announce the relocation of his company to Mumbai...

Well, nothing special on the stripper front! Despite a smash hit as the title song ("Make Some Noise for the DesiBoyz"), the film only performed below average in the box office (a meager 2.35 million USD worldwide). There just wasn't enough drama to make the entry into the sex trade of two actually very well-behaved Indian boys understandable.

"The Full Monty" had a lot more drive. ;-)
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3/10
Desi Boyz sucked big time!!!
achyutaghosh16 December 2011
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In Desi Boyz, there is a scene where Akshay Kumar extols the discovery of Zero by Aryabhatta. Zero is also the number of times i laughed while watching Desi Boyz, and that statistic for an intended comedy drama, is damning to say the least. Speaking of which, it is a curious movie indeed- because there is neither comedy, nor drama, just a 2 hour trip into nothingness.

Its London and the 2008 recession, and Nick (John Abraham) and Jerry (Akshay Kumar) take the full brunt of it- jobless and penniless, yet for both with their baggage's in the form of an expensive girlfriend and dependent nephew, the only possible recourse, is to enlist in Desi Boyz, a global male escort service- defined dumbly in the movie as the only "recession proof" job. And in a firm that asks you your "size" during sign-up, all our heroes are asked to do is to spread happiness, which according to the director mainly involves dancing with skimpily clad "needy" women. Hell, if it were only that and i could shake a leg, male escort services, here i come!

With a film directed by "king of crude comedy" David Dhawan's son, boasting of comedic talents such as Akshay, Anupam Kher, Satish Kaushik, Sanjay Dutt, and yet they are not able to tickle your funny bone- is a shame. To his credit, Rohit Dhawan creates potentially funny situations, but muddled direction ensures they all fall flat. And by muddled, i mean every scene is treated in a comedy-drama way, not comedy or drama! The final courtroom drama is such a farce, left me cringing. The music makes you feel Pritam just rehashed some of his older numbers.

Its also a shame that the moments close to being funny in the movie come from Omi Vaidya and he too just does an extension of his "Silencer" act. While Akshay is his usual energetic self, and John has his perennially dumb expression (btw he is an finance whiz kid to boot) on earnestly throughout the movie, the leading women are disastrous. While Deepika Padukone should stick to ramps permanently, Chitrangada Singh is an interesting case study- in the middle of the movie she explains cross elasticity, when one product affects demand characteristics of another product, maybe she was speaking of herself. Is Jyoti Randhawa's golf going through such a lean patch that she has to put herself through THIS? A very talented actress, yet looked so out of place in a crass comedy with oodles of makeup, insufficient clothes, and high heels.

Here's the most useful piece of information in this write-up by a wannabe male escort....Be afraid, folks, be very afraid- a sequel to Desi Boyz is already in the works. I am already running, are you?
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1/10
Terrible
TheJohnnyMango28 November 2011
This really is an abysmal film. The plot makes no sense, with John and Akshay playing male prostitutes who, we're told, don't have sex with their clients, although quite what they actually do to earn their money is never fully explained. (Why didn't the writers just make them strippers? Would they have been sued by the makers of The Full Monty?)

Akshay is involved in a nonsense story with an annoying little kid and somehow ends up studying at Oxford University. John is having woman troubles with Deepika, whose performance here is so wooden it's laughable. Yes, she may look nice, but the woman has zero star quality or charisma.

If you can get past the storyline, you will surely be shocked at the outright amateurishness of the film-making. The sound dubbing is appalling, the editing is sloppy and disjointed and the whole thing is shot without any kind of style or imagination. It also doesn't know what it wants to be, with Akshay and Deepika talking to the camera in early scenes, before this trick is apparently forgotten for the rest of the movie and the finale breaks out into typical Bollywood melodrama.

I am genuinely amazed that anyone could rate this highly. I'm pretty sure a bunch of college kids could make a more competent film.
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2/10
akshay's another average show
annu-kumar2125 November 2011
Before going into the theater,I didn't expect much because the movie seemed senseless and... since Akshay's previous scores were terrible in Action Replayy,Tees Maar Khan,Patiala House and Thank You,I remained hopeless. The movie was more like a mas ala chap. The chemistry between Akshay and John is excellent.Jokes were not good.Some flaws in directing.

Concerning music,Pritam builds up a good tempo in 'Make some noise for Desi Boyz' and carries the fun promisingly with Jhak Maar Ke and Tu Mera Hero with an all-together new breed and genre of music.

The whole movie is lacking laughter pack for everyone and it is one of the worst comedies of 2011.

think before watching in cinemas and multiplex !
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8/10
Nice Feel Good Movie
amitshetty7326 November 2011
At last akshay kumar got it right :) after series of awful movies (except patiala house) i had lost hope on him but what a nice way to come back with a bang :) Story and Direction - Story is not novel but direction by rohit dhawan is good considering it is his first movie. He has bright future as director.

Performances - Akshay Kumar rocks man ! He has performed exceedingly well - comedy he does good as usual but it is emotional scenes - the one with child where he showcases his ability as actor ! John Abraham does well - although he need to improve his dancing skills which was ordinary ! Deepika Padukone was also good ! Chitrangda strikes in small role ! Anupam Kher was good ! Sanjay Dutt was show stealer - he was brilliant in his cameo ! The child who play Akshay's nephew was cute and did well ! Omi Vaidya irritates a lot ! Music - Music is highlight of the movie ! Desi Boyz title track and Allah Maaf kare are my favorites.

Cinematography was good (locales of UK were beautiful). Editing was good though they could have cut down the court scene in climax which was too lengthy and slightly irritating.

In Other Words, Desi Boyz is no classic but it is feel good movie - a nice entertainer 8/10.
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3/10
Think before you go
vikas210126 November 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Good part Songs are good Chitrangda is looking superb Deepika the dimple chick is adding to the flavor John with bulging biceps is looking good as usual

Bad Part Storyline remains unexciting(rather i should say boring) Some one-liners are good to bring smile on your face but mostly movie comes out as a boring saga Acting of the both gentleman is questionable In this movie Emotions being used for justifying wrong doings.... most of the time Akki was portrayed as looser and good for nothing. Overall its an average movie with typical bollywood masala lacking any innovation in the style of presentation
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They think that people r so dumb they will make what ever and earn money
sanjaybhosle1025 November 2011
Can i get my money back , its really a stupid , crap , very bad movie if you don't believe see the below links for reviews Foreign audience are blaming Bollywood, why do they make such a crap movie because of these Review of the people who saw the Desi Boyz in America , the people who saw it in America (new jersey), see the reactions of the it people who saw it in America see.it was. released on 2 days earlier due to thanksgiving , Its a trash movie , they were blaming , and asking that Bollywood should prohibited from making the movies. I has got only 1 star by mos of the unbiased reviews , see the reviews , Watch if you want to sleep in theater and have lot of money to waste please give my money back , and pay for the torture , you should pay me to watch this movie
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2/10
Don't even think about it :(
sandybanu25 November 2011
Zero Script. Cheap jokes.I Had a lot of expectations from this movie. The Dostana plot didn't work at all. The entire concept of recession in the UK & unemployment just didn't match up with the concept.

Cameos from Anupam Kher, Omi Vaidya (Chatur) & Sanjay Dutt were a little refreshing.Deepika's performance was also not impressive.

A couple of songs were choreographed more like "Pit Bull" videos. The only difference being here was, twenty women dancing around two men. LOL :)

Really unable to figure out why Akshay Kumar is doing movies with such weak scripts.
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5/10
Don't use your Brains to survive this movie
vibhordhawan4 December 2011
The story is setup in the times of recession. Akshay and John are room mates in UK. John is shown as a very educated person with a white collared job while Akshay is college drop out doing small time jobs.Their jobs are snatched due to economic depression. Now as a last bit to survive they become male escorts.

The movie is kind of comedy, where to laugh and enjoy, you need to leave your brains at home. Chitrangda and Deepika are eye candies and chemistry of John and Akshay is pretty good. Small but very impressive role of Sanjay Dutt is the highlight for me. But mind you it is not for more than 15 minutes.Certain situations in movie are very humorous and very enjoyable.

There is no sense in the story with protagonist drinking expensive wines when they cant give house rent and many more such impractical things. Songs are average and large parts of the movie is boring with lot of sentiments flowing in the movie looking out of place. Chitrangda is wasted and could have been given more reel time. All in all this is a movie which I will say is definitely avoidable and it will make sense if you save yourself from burning your money.
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1/10
Desi Boyz - Nonsense & wast of time
hrithikmonish28 January 2012
I was with the home that this movie might have something different But once again I was wrong when it came to Bollywood Movies.....I am not sure what was this movie and what was it all about. We have a a weak story with some real weak acting....The director needs to either get some training or STOP directing. Again we have a typical bollywood movie on a story about two Indian guys living in UK. Recession then jobless then a little who will go to Foster home if not taken care by his uncle(Boys mum N dad died in a car crash - very old story), then Deepika who can't act N I am sure she can never ever.....I have given 1/10 and this one is for the Beautiful Chitrangda Singh & Anupam Kher....They were the only thing I liked in it...MUSIC - Pritam - Not sure when is he gonna stop copying popular western songs.....BOLLYWOOD PLEASE MAKE SOME MOVIE WHICH WILL MAKE SOME SENSE.....WE ARE FED UP OF SUCH NONSENSE MOVIES.......

VERDICT : VVVVVVVPOOOOOOOR.........

Rating:1/10....

PLEASE DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE.
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