"Comedy Central Roasts" Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

William Shatner: Self - Roaster

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William Shatner, Jon Lovitz, Mike Tyson, Kate Walsh, Seth MacFarlane, Jeffrey Ross, Steve-O, Patrice O'Neal, and Anthony Jeselnik in Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (2011) Charlie Sheen, William Shatner, Mike Tyson, Kate Walsh, Jeffrey Ross, and Steve-O in Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (2011)

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  • William Shatner - Roaster : I've had sex in space with green women. Sure, you've had sex with the blue women because, unlike you, they couldn't handle their drugs.

  • William Shatner - Roaster : I know another famous guy... who was kind to whores... and always kept 12 losers around... and he got crucified by Jews as well... and people worship that guy.

  • William Shatner : You used to pay prostitutes for sex. Charlie, don't you know actresses will sleep with you for free? That's Hollywood 101!

  • William Shatner - Roaster : I was recently at a celebrity auction where I sold one of my kidney stones for $75,000. Oh, yeah. And do you understand what I have done? I synthesized uric acid and calcium inside my bladder and turned it into a house for Habitat for Humanity! Who's the Warlock now, bitch?

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