The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)
Lights Out/Dad Overboard (2011)
Tara Strong: Timmy, Baby Poof
Quotes
-
Timmy : [Timmy encounters a newly-constructed building on the island they are stranded on] Whoa! What is this?
Dad : Eeh, it's a boat store. Everyone knows you can't get a boat without a boat store.
Timmy : Uh, wouldn't it be easier to just build a boat?
Dad : Sure, Timmy. And it would be easier to count to 7 if 7 came before 5. But, life doesn't work that way.
Timmy : OK, look. I think you've been out in the sun a little too long.
-
Mr. Crocker : [hearing the growl of the tigers] Wow, I must be really hungry.
Timmy : That wasn't your stomach growing. That was a bunch of escaped saber-toothed tigers with night vision!
Mr. Crocker : If that's true, I picked a bad day to wear my new pork-chop underpants.
Timmy : You're wearing pork-chop underpants?
[the tigers appear]
Mr. Crocker : Ah! Take it up, Mother!
[the tigers maul him]
Mr. Crocker : AH! NOT THE PORK-CHOPS!
-
Mr. Crocker : [having met up with Timmy in the hospital] Did I hear someone mention fairies?
Timmy : Mr. Crocker? What are you doing in the hospital?
Mr. Crocker : I had to get those tigers surgically removed from my underwear. I don't know which was worse: the tiger attack or the passionate mouth-to-mouth from Mother.