Modern Family (TV Series)

Phil on Wire (2011)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : What was on my mind as I was walking that wire? I kept thinking, if I can do this... then I've got two ways of getting across the yard.

• Claire Dunphy : Honey, I-I think those are... jazz shoes.

  Phil Dunphy : No, tightrope shoes. Got 'em at an estate sale, only worn once.

  Claire Dunphy : That-that is not a ringing endorsement for-

  [Phil walks her with the tightrope pole] 

• Phil Dunphy : Oh, it's alright. Everyone throws up at school. If I had a nickel for every time I puked at school, you know how much money I'd have?

  Luke Dunphy : Thirty-five cents.

  Phil Dunphy : Exactly.