2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
Pilot (2011)
Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing
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Quotes
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Earl : You might as well be a night maid in the Schwarzenegger house.
Caroline Channing : What?
Earl : You've been screwed.
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Max Black : Is this where I am supposed to feel sorry for you?
Caroline Channing : I mean I don't want you to. But, just so you know, a well adjusted person would.
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Caroline Channing : I may have enhanced my resume.
Max Black : Enhanced? What are we, in Paris?
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Robbie : [Coming up off the floor, shirtless] I'm Robbie
Caroline Channing : I'm uncomfortable.
[the wet shirt dripping on her]
Caroline Channing : You're getting me wet.
Robbie : That's the point.
[Robbie smiles]
Caroline Channing : You're Max's boyfriend.
Robbie : It's cool.
Caroline Channing : No it's not - back up Jersey Shore.
[He moves back a step]
Caroline Channing : You're pathetic, and that's coming from someone who's homeless and wearing white after Labor Day.