Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
A Rare Bird (2012)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
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Quotes
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DCI John Barnaby : I was thinking of something rather more, um, spiritual; something of the unattainable object of desire.
DS Ben Jones : Out of my depth there, sir.
DCI John Barnaby : Jones, you'd be out of your depth in a puddle.
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DS Ben Jones : You don't think Nina Morgan would go for someone as rough as Dave Foxely, sir?
DCI John Barnaby : Ever read 'Lady Chatterley's Lover', Jones?
DS Ben Jones : Only... bits.
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Michael Hipsman : You're welcome to browse. I have a very good crime fiction section.
DS Ben Jones : I've enough of the real thing. Thank you.
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[last lines]
DCI John Barnaby : Cheers, Jones. Well done.
DS Ben Jones : To a very rare bird.
DCI John Barnaby : Th the beautiful Nina, who for a moment there was almost a dying swan.
DS Ben Jones : I didn't mean Nina. I meant our feathered friend.
DCI John Barnaby : Aaah, of course, to her. To the blue-crested hoopoe, s very rare bird indeed.