- Blair Waldorf: I wanna apologize. Everything you said was right. I could never have survived this last month without you.
- [pauses]
- Blair Waldorf: I also know you wrote those vows.
- Dan Humphrey: Well, I... you know, Louis asked me to, I-I just... I just tried to write down what I assumed he would love about you.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, you did a great job. It's pretty obvious that you care way more about me than Louis. As a friend, of course.
- Dan Humphrey: [halfhearted] Yeah. Of course.
- Blair Waldorf: And I care about you too. Even if I have odd ways of showing it, like bossing you around, or making fun of your hair... Seriously, you should cut it already.
- [Dan laughs]
- Blair Waldorf: Thank you for helping me. And I really am sorry for maxing out your credit card and not reading your book.
- Dan Humphrey: No, you have much bigger problems to deal with. Speaking of, what now?
- Blair Waldorf: I know what I have to do. I just need to know that you'll be there for me.
- Dan Humphrey: Always.
- [they hug]
- Georgina Sparks: Why do you always assume that my motives are nefarious? Look, I felt bad for filming the video and I tried to make it right. So when I saw Blair hightail it out of the reception without her frog prince, I knew I had to help. Cross my heart and hope, to die.
- Nate Archibald: Here's hoping.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You saw Blair leave? Where was she going?
- Georgina Sparks: I don't know. But if you want to find her, I was the last person to lay eyes on her, so you're going to need my help.
- Gossip Girl: Looks like everyone wants to know where the royal bride is, but will they find her in time?
- Philip: So this is the big scandal you wanted?
- Georgina Sparks: [in front of monitor] Not quite. Blair still married the twerp. She left the reception early, something's wrong. I'll just have to figure out what it is.
- Philip: Right now? Aren't you exhausted?
- Georgina Sparks: [chuckles] On the contrary. I've never felt more invigorated.