Black Dynamite (TV Series)

Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats (2012)

Michael Jai White: Black Dynamite

Quotes 

• Foxxy Mama : Welcome to Massa's Fried Chicken. How may I take your order?

  Black Dynamite : Now why don't you tell Black Dynamite what that secret formula is?

  Foxxy Mama : You know I can't tell you that, daddy. Mr. Massa will fire me.

  [Black Dynamite raises his eyebrow. The next scene shows Foxxy Mama riding Black Dynamite cowgirl style] 

  Foxxy Mama : Oooh! Salt, white pepper, black pepper, parsley, rosemary, thyme, savory sage, garlic powder...

  Black Dynamite : Yeah mama. Just one more. Gimme that 11 herbs and spices, baby. Come on.

  Foxxy Mama : I feel like my whole world is shaking!

  [the room vibrates and the bedroom mirror shatters] 

  Black Dynamite : Wait a minute, mama!

  [Pushes Foxxy out of bed] 

  Black Dynamite : That ain't me shakin' your world this time!

  [Grabs gun] 

  Black Dynamite : Dammit, I was one spice away!

  [Looks out the window] 

  Black Dynamite : Who is this interrupting my seduction?

  [Black Dynamite sees a helicopter and jumps out toward it, kicking the pilot out] 

• Dennis Flynn : That's what I'm talking about! Black Dynamite, you haven't changed a bit, man!

  Black Dynamite : Dennis Flynn! The only cool cracker I have ever met in the CIA! What are you doing here?

  Dennis Flynn : Is there somewhere quieter we can talk? We're inside a chopper! And I can't stop looking at your dick!

• Black Dynamite : To what do I owe this visit, Dennis Flynn? And why are you here?

  Dennis Flynn : [Turns on slide projector]  Fifteen years ago, the school system in this country was totally in the bomb dropper.

  Black Dynamite : You mean the shitter.

  Dennis Flynn : Exactly.

  Black Dynamite : Go on.

  Dennis Flynn : Personnel was scarce and funds were tight. So the CIA started a covert op designed to educate kids with hardly any money or people.

  Black Dynamite : Hmm... the puppet show.

  Dennis Flynn : That's right, Black Dynamite. This is TF Kurtis, a.k.a. That Frog Kurtis. One of the most outstanding educators this country ever produced.

  Black Dynamite : That Frog Kurtis made me the moral citizen I am today. He taught me all them important shit like 'flim is not given a hoot' and 'if anyone can prevent forest fires, it's me'.

  Dennis Flynn : I know that, Black Dynamite.

  [Extinguishes cigar] 

  Dennis Flynn : That's why I'm here. Now our Intel suggests that That Frog Kurtis has gone rogue.

  [Shocked look on Black Dynamite's face] 

  Dennis Flynn : We don't know what he's planning, but we do know it's big. And it's scheduled to go down tomorrow at 7 a.m. on national TV. We need you to stop him before it's...

  Black Dynamite : What part of the phrase, 'Black Dynamite ain't fuckin' with you honkies from the CIA no more,' is it you honkies from the CIA don't understand?

  Dennis Flynn : This isn't about the honkies, Black Dynamite! It's about the children.

  Black Dynamite : You know what, Dennis Flynn? I never told nobody this, but I used to be a children.