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Harvey Specter : Donna, I need the -
[Donna hands him an envelope]
Harvey Specter : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to -
[Donna hands him coffee]
Harvey Specter : Marry me?
Donna Paulsen : I took care of that too. We've been married for the last seven years.
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Harvey Specter : Are you telling me that if I throw you under the bus, you're gonna drag me with you?
Mike Ross : You put your interests above mine, and I'm putting them back up next to yours.
Harvey Specter : You're rehired.
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Mike Ross : I feel like Michael Corleone in that scene where that fat guy teaches him how to shoot that gun.
Harvey Specter : Are you saying that I'm the fat guy? 'Cause I'm not the fat guy.
Mike Ross : Do you know what his name was?
Harvey Specter : Yeah.
Mike Ross : Cordoza.
Harvey Specter : Clemenza.
Mike Ross : I knew that, I was just testing to see if you knew it.
Harvey Specter : I knew that you knew that I knew.
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Harvey Specter : I'm inclined to give you a shot, but what if I decide to go another way?
Mike Ross : I'd say that's fair. Sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren't that bright, you know, just to see how the other half lives.
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Harvey Specter : So if you wanna quit, go ahead. But this isn't because of Louis, and it isn't because of me. It's because you're afraid you might have to admit you're not as smart as you think you are.
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Harvey Specter : Didn't I tell you to get some better suits?
Mike Ross : I spent $500!
Harvey Specter : For how many suits?
Harvey Specter : 5...
[Harvey makes a face]
Mike Ross : What?
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Harvey Specter : So I'd say the ball's in your court, but the truth is your balls are in my fist. Now I apologize if that image is too pansy for you, but I'm comfortable enough with my manhood to put it out there.
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Jessica Pearson : Recruiting. Harvey, your interviews are set up for tomorrow.
Harvey Specter : What? Why don't we just hire the Harvard summer associate douche?
Jessica Pearson : I think if you listen to the phrasing of that question, you'll come up with an answer.
Harvey Specter : We need people who think on their feet, not another clone with a rod up his ass.
Louis Litt : Harvey, the fact that we only hire from Harvard gives us a cache that's a little more valuable than hiring a kid from Rutgers.
Jessica Pearson : [to Harvey] *You* went to Harvard Law.
Harvey Specter : I'm an exception.
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Louis Litt : It's nine thirty and now he's showing up two hours after we open for business, and I see that you're also trying to look like a pimp.
Harvey Specter : My bad Louis, I was out late last night and when I woke up this is the suit your wife picked out for me.
Louis Litt : And that would be funny, if i'd actually been married.
Harvey Specter : You're not married?
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Harvey Specter : We're gonna need to streamline this. Give each guy a hard time before you send them back. Give me a wink if they say something clever. Cool?
Donna Paulsen : Okay. What are you looking for?
Harvey Specter : Another me.
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Harvey Specter : Excuse me, why are you scratching off the 'senior' off my door?
Worker : I got a work order to take it off.
Harvey Specter : Who issued the work order?
Worker : My supervisor.
Harvey Specter : Why did he issue the work order?
Worker : If I knew that, I'd be his supervisor.
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Harvey Specter : The investigator and every person being interviewed answers to the CEO they're investigating. That is the definition of duress.
[Making his way over to Herman, the bailiff]
Harvey Specter : It'd be as if your bailiff accused you of sexual harassment and you assigned your stenographer to investigate. Now, how likely would it be that this investigation yielded any fruit?
Judge : You honestly think I would harass Herman?
Harvey Specter : Well, I don't know, your honor, some people have a thing for the uniform.
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Mike Ross : Oh, and you don't give a damn about the client, right?
Harvey Specter : It's not my job.
Mike Ross : Does your job include giving a damn about me, because the least you could do is offer to stand up to Louis for me.
Harvey Specter : Stand up for you? I put my ass on the line for you. But it turns out you may have had the balls to get this job, but you don't have the courage to stick it out when it gets tough.
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Harvey Specter : How did you know that?
Mike Ross : I learned it. When I studied. For the bar.
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Harvey Specter : Okay, I have two words for you: absolutely beautiful.
Jessica Pearson : You think you're the only one who can charm a client?
Harvey Specter : Categorically stunning.
Jessica Pearson : How's the new kid working out?
Harvey Specter : Really hot.
Jessica Pearson : You're an idiot.
Harvey Specter : Jessica Pearson.
Jessica Pearson : Goodnight, Harvey.
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Harvey Specter : I don't get emotionally attached to clients.
Mike Ross : This woman had her life ripped apart, you don't even care?
Harvey Specter : I'm not about caring, I'm about winning.
Mike Ross : Why can't you be about both?
Harvey Specter : I'd explain it to you but then I'd have to care about you.
Mike Ross : Right.
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Harvey Specter : Why take the bar?
Mike Ross : This dickhead bet me I couldn't pass it without going to law school.
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Mike Ross : So does this make us partners?
Harvey Specter : Don't move your things into Wayne Manor just yet...
Mike Ross : So now you're Batman?
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Harvey Specter : Jessica, if you hadn't done as much for me as you have, I'd be heading out the door.
Jessica Pearson : If I hadn't done as much for you as I have, I'd be throwing you out the window.
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Gerald : We keep offering them more money, they keep rejecting it. It's last-minute bad faith bullshit.
Harvey Specter : Says here that Cooper won't be staying on as Honorary Vice-President.
Gerald : That's right, I don't want him around.
Harvey Specter : He wouldn't be around, it's an honorary position.
Gerald : I don't give a shit.
Harvey Specter : Well, I think you do because that's what's changed since I left, which means it's *you* who's been dealing in bad faith.
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Donna Paulsen : What are you looking for?
Harvey Specter : Another me
