Jake and Amir (2007–2023)

Jake Hurwitz: Jake, Ace

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Quotes 

• Sarah : [Jake sneezes]  Bless you.

  Amir : God bless you.

  [he then looks around for a response] 

  Amir : I'm the only one? I'm the only one who said "God bless you".

  Sarah : *I* said "God bless you"...

  Amir : I said "God bless you". Only after I called you out on it, you inconsiderate bitch!

  Jake : Jesus Amir, come on!