The Closer (TV Series)

To Serve with Love (2011)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

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• Louie Provenza : [whispering]  How'd you like to make a quick two-thousand bucks, cash?

  Andy Flynn : No, thanks. Anything that begins with you whispering always ends with other people shouting.

• Brenda Leigh Johnson : With Capt. Raydor conducting a transparency audit on this entire division, you thought it was a brilliant idea to use one of our civilian techs to track a private citizen without a warrant?

  Louie Provenza : Well, I wouldn't say "brilliant."

• Louie Provenza : Yeah, yeah, I'm off duty and I flashed my badge. I flashed it. Sue me.

  Buzz Watson : I would, but I don't want another body landing on my car.

• Scott Esposito : [looking at the motel menu]  Is anybody besides me getting hungry?

  Louie Provenza : No. Sit down and shut up.

  Scott Esposito : Oh, it's an uncatered kidnapping.

• Louie Provenza : It's Provenza. We have Hirschbaum. We're five minutes from killing him and then ourselves.

• Brenda Leigh Johnson : And how did you find him with only his cellphone number?

  Louie Provenza : Uh, we... Triangulated his location.

  [Clears throat] 

  Louie Provenza : By using, uh, the Catfish.

  Brenda Leigh Johnson : You don't know how to use that.

  Andy Flynn : Buzz does.

• Andy Flynn : All right. Look, Buzz. Have we made mistakes in the past 24 hours? Yes. Did we underestimate the potential for fallout? Absolutely. Did we take advantage of your kind nature? Probably. Would you be wiser not to trust us?

  Louie Provenza : Flynn!